Sequence Jokes
30 sequence jokes and hilarious sequence puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sequence that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sequence Short Jokes
Short sequence jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sequence humour may include short series jokes also.
- Want to hear my latest joke about the Fibonacci sequence? It's as good as my previous two Fibonacci sequence jokes put together!
- My exceptional memory allows me to memorize a sequence of more than a million numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
- What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm.
- My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals You could almost say he was Livid.
- Why did the scientist try to genetically sequence his chicken sandwich? He wanted to make it crispr.
- What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence.
I'll see myself out... - I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence. But it spiraled WAY out of control!
- Here's some numbers in Fibonacci sequence. 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987.
- If i could change my DNA to be better in law enforcement ... It could lead to serious genetic cop-sequences.
- [Pun] What is it that the Ocean's were, that the Ocean's ignored, that lead to Ocean's more? Con-sequences
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Sequence One Liners
Which sequence one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sequence? I can suggest the ones about loop and phase.
- Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand? No. It's as easy as 1,1,2,3...
- The Fibonacci Sequence joke is as bad... ...as the last two you heard, combined.
- Which mathematical phenomenon only uses imaginary numbers? The Fib-Bonacci Sequence.
- 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 6,000,000. The Fibbonazi Sequence.
- What's 1,2,3,5,9,5,9,5,9....? The Fiveonazi sequence.
- Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3? Because off sequence, Yoda was.
- What comes next in this sequence: 2,0,1,_? I don't know, we'll need to ask Al-Qaeda.
- They took Al Capone's DNA without his consent There were n**... con sequences.
Witty Sequence Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about sequence you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sequence pranks.
Lord of the Bow
So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."
She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.
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A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
"Hey, monkey"
"Hey, lion"
"What in the world are you doing?"
"Ten bucks and I will explain"
The lion pays her.
"Thanks. I'm dipping a banana peel in the water"
"w**..., monkey? You're the biggest idiot I've ever seen!"
"Sure, I'm an idiot, but I'm making $40 an hour."
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On Monday, h**... told 1 lie.
On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.
On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.
On Thursday, 3.
On Friday, 5.
On Saturday, 8.
And on Sunday, h**... told 13 lies.
That is the fibber-n**... sequence.
Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Institute of Mental Health
If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press button 1. Again. And again. And again.
If you have a multiple personality disorder press in rapid sequence keys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoia, we have to inform you that we already know who you are, what you do in life, and what you want from us. Please stay on the phone while we trace your call.
If you suffer from hallucinations, press the 7 on the big pink telephone that you, and only you, see at your immediate right.
If you are suffer from chizophrenia, please kindly ask your imaginary friend to press the 8 key for you.
If you suffer from depression, it doesn't matter which key you press, as there is nothing to do: yours is a basket case, and there is no cure.
If you suffer from amnesia, press keys in rapid sequence 2, 7, 5, 3, 9 5, 7, 5, 1, 6, 4, 9 and repeat out loud, in the following order, your name, surname, home address, mobile number, e-mail, social security number, bank account number, ATM pin code, date of birth, marital status, place of birth and your grandmother's maiden name.
If you suffer from indecision, leave your message before, after, or during the beep.
If you suffer from short-term memory loss press 0.
If you suffer from short-term memory loss press 0.
If you suffer from short-term memory loss press 0.
If you suffer from obsessive avarice we have to inform you that this call costs 500 euros per minute.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, keep waiting: all our operators are busy responding to people who are much more important than you.
If you are one of the Italians that voted for Berlusconi, please hang up. We cure the crazy, not the jerks.
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First r**..., First r**..., Second r**..., Third r**..., Fifth r**......
It's the Fibonazi sequence.
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Back before the internet was so public it was very hard to get to places we take for granted. For instance there used to be a gay internet, strictly for gay people.
To find it you had to hit these keys in this sequence on your keyboard it was "Enter" "Colon" "Pound, pound, pound"
I suffer from a mental condition where I am unconciously forced to ask for food in the wrong sequence, and sometimes I just plain ask for things that aren't on the menu, anyway...
It's a this order disorder disorder disorder.
It is very easy to become a superman, you just have to change the sequence of clothes while wearing.
