Sequel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sequel jokes. There are some sequel avatar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Amusing & Witty Sequel Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

I think things are going to get much worst for Greece...

I've seen the sequel.

Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show "Medium?"

It's called "Large."

I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it.......

Bambo

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Have you heard about the sequel to

the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil
to get a priest out of her son.

Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?

It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.

Obligatory

Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"

Sequel joke, Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

So I hear there is going to be a sequel to Lawrence of Arabia

It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias.

Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms"...

is his sequel, "Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"

What's the sequel to April Fools, Neo?

The May Tricks.

Guy one: "Bro I missed the first world war..."

Guy one: "Bro I missed the first world war..."
Guy two: "Don't worry man, they made a sequel"
Guy three: "I heard it bombed in Japan"

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Fan's of Marvel should be happy with the election results.

Looks like you'll be getting a Civil War sequel much earlier than anticipated.

Who says sequels don't work?

Look at the fanbase of the New Testament!

'Marley and Me' has a sequel!

It's called 'Me'...

Rougue One was great.

Can't wait for the sequel.

This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey...

When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."

Sequel joke, This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey...

Disney is already working on a sequel to Beauty and the Beast...

They're calling it The French Prince in Belle's Snare.

Which movie badly needs a sequel?

Titanic

If Christopher Nolan makes a sequel to Inception,

He should start at the top.

Sequel to Joel Osteen's book "Become A Better You" is in the works...

I've heard it's titled "Become A Wetter You".

Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball

Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.

Mattel made Unoβ„’ a "sequel" called Dosβ„’

Legend says they started on the next one, but they disappeared without a Tresβ„’...

They've written a sequel to The Martian where a hundred rescuers attempt to rescue a stranded man on mars, only to fail.

It's title.

101 Dull Martians

What do you call an uncircumcised sequel?

Gentilemanji

2018 is the Year of the sequel.

Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.

Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Avengers: Days of Future Past

Sequel joke, Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Disney have finally announced a Ratatouille sequel!

It's called "Incredible Stew"

Did you hear they're making a sequel to the movie Ocean's Eight?

It's called Nine Beaches.

New Sequel to Lalaland

Poland

New sequel to Bend It Like Beckham announced.

It's called Fake It Like Neymar

They are doing a new sequel to the movie March of the Penguins

They are calling it April of the Penguins!

I'm writing a sequel to Hamilton

Hamilton II: Be in the tomb where it happens.

The sequel to Gandhi

Fasting and Furious

Netflix is making a sequel to Bird Box.

It's called Chicken McNuggets.

Did you hear Robert DeNiro and Ben Stiller are gonna be in the sequel to Throw Momma from the Train?

It's called Yeet the Parents.

In the next few years we may get a sequel to "Charlie bit my finger"

"Charlie fingered my bits"

R. Kelly went from being trapped in a closet to being trapped in a courtroom.

Can't wait for the sequel, trapped in a jail cell.

You think 2020 is bad...

Just wait fror the sequel, 2022

There's a new Back to the Future sequel coming out

It's about time.

My favorite movie is Eraserhead by David Lynch.

I'm still waiting for the sequel, Pencilbutt.

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(Yeah, probably the worst joke I've ever come up with in my life. .\_.)

Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel.

Old Hobbits Die Hard.

HBO just announced the title of the sequel series to The Sopranos

The Altos

If the world war was so bad

... why was there a sequel?
Check mate athiests

I heard that Kelly McGillis won't be returning for Top Gun 2. Guess which other Top Gun actor won't have a cameo in the sequel?

Goose.

If you thought 2020 was bad, wait for the sequel...

Twenty twenty-two

I'll only watch a Passion of the Christ sequel under one condition.

Jesus has to say, you crossed the wrong guy!

Nailed it.

You guys thought 2020 was bad?

Just wait for the sequel, 2022.

Did you hear about the new Silence of the Lambs sequel that's set to take place in Newfoundland?

It's going to be called Ewes Be Quiet.

I asked my friend what the sequel to E T would be called, and do you know what he said??

F U

The Princess Bride

Cary Elwes walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Oh, wow! 'Princess Bride' is one of my favorite movies," the bartender gushes. "Can you tell me any of the behind the scenes secrets?" "Well a little known fact is that they almost made a sequel. But they scrapped it because Wesley and Buttercup were unable to have children," Elwes said. "She was inconceivable."

Absolutely loved Malcolm in the Middle. Such a great show.

Not like it's super sad sequel, Malcom's Now The Oldest

Have you seen the sequel to Constipation?

Nah, number two hasn't come out yet.

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