Septic Jokes
7 septic jokes and hilarious septic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about septic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I heard Russia ordered 1,000 septic tanks from Belarus
Once they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Moldova
What do a therapist and a septic engineer have in common?
They both get paid to deal with your s**....
Poland just ordered 6,000 septic tanks
The defense minister is reported to have said "Once our soldiers learn how to drive them, our enemies will be in deep s**...."
What do the priest and the septic tank pumper agree on?
One day you'll pay for the s**... you've done.
A plumber is working on draining a septic tank when he falls in the p**... and is drowned when the pipe s**... him under. At his f**..., the minister stands up and says:
We are gathered here today to remember our friend, the plumber, >!who was killed in the line of doody.!<
What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?
u**... over your head!
Why does Pennywise live in the sewer?
He used to live in a septic tank but he ran out of room for his floaters.
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