Sept Jokes
18 sept jokes and hilarious sept puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sept that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sept Short Jokes
Short sept jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sept humour may include short march jokes also.
- My ex-wife was born on Sept 11, which ending up being remembered for the national tragedy that happened that day. And then fifteen years later the Twin Towers were destroyed.
- In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered. - Nicklebacks' album Silver Side Up was released on Sept. 11, 2001. What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a t**... attack took down the twin towers?
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Sept One Liners
Which sept one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sept? I can suggest the ones about warfare and imperial.
- I'm going to a trial in Great Sept of Baelor today, AMA.
- Why does no one like the french 7? Because it sept the bar so low for other numbers.
- Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence. - Un deux t**... quatre cinq six sept ACHOO! Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.
Hilarious Sept Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about sept you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean august jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sept pranks.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
September was the first calendar month no nfl players were arrested in six years.
Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month.
10 september 2001
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher.
So long story short, happy fathers day to me.
September is alzheimers awareness month
Did anyone else forget?
September is Alzheimer's awareness month
Never forget
September 8, 1999 is the release date of American Beauty.
It turned legal this year
September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died.
October: Hold my beer
September 1st
Never forget
