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Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest.

It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.

Seppuku is a...

dying martial art.

My German friend, Sepp, was leaving to go home.

I said, "Goodbye Sepp."
He said, "Thanks. I've been working out."

The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday

sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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