Seperate Jokes

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Funniest Seperate Short Jokes

Short seperate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seperate humour may include short distinct jokes also.

  1. In the Navy, how do you seperate the men from the boys? - With a crowbar.
    And What's the worst thing in a woman?
    - A Marine
  2. The Twins Ever heard of the twin boys seperated at birth? One was raised Spain and named Juan, the other in Egypt and named Amal.
    They say, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
  3. The Past, The Present, and The Future all went camping... How? They all stayed in seperate tents!
  4. What seperates black people and white people? The bars.
    Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago.
  5. Hogwarts' Spells Two kids are fighting in Hogwarts, Dumbledore comes to seperate them and says loudly «You guys are Ex-spelled»
  6. I lost my job at the laundry mat the other day Apparently our policy of seperating the w**... from the colors dosent mean telling the african americans and the pakistanis to get out
  7. In light of recent events, it seems pretty clear to me that w**... and colors shoukd be kept seperate... ...I don't know what to do with all these pink socks.

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Seperate One Liners

Which seperate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seperate? I can suggest the ones about separate and fetal.

  1. Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes? Cuz they looooove seperating colors.
  2. What did one nut tell the other before they seperated? "Bye, I'll cashew later."
  3. Why did Punctuation ruin Santa's marriage? Because a comma seperates two clauses
  4. What seperates a man from a monkey? Divorce
  5. One direction have gone their seperate ways, Isn't that ironic!
  6. What seperates any given man from a woman? The distance he can howl 'a wo.'
  7. 7' 3" Is not that impressive when you find out its two seperate measurements...
  8. Doing the laundry is racist... You have to seperate the w**... from the colours

Seperate joke, Doing the laundry is racist...

Hilarious Seperate Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about seperate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean split jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seperate pranks.

Seperate joke, Doing the laundry is racist...