Separated Birth Jokes
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A friend of mine said, Wow! Your wife and your daughter look like twins.
I said, Well, they were separated at birth.
Two twins were separated at birth
One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."
My parents taught me from birth that the coloreds and the w**... should be separated.
I mean, that's just basic laundry.
As I was introducing my family to our new neighbors, the guy exclaimed, Wow! Your wife and daughter look like twins! I chuckled and said...
Well, they *were* separated at birth!"
My friend said, "Your wife and daughter look like twins!" Nodding, I replied, " Yeah well..."
"They *were* separated at birth!"
My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
Did you hear about the two identical bikes separated at birth?
They were long lost schwinns.
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