Seo Jokes

Following is our collection of div humor and pythagoras one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Seo puns for adults, dirty prey jokes or clean socially gags for kids.

There is an abundance of google jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 27 funniest jokes on seo. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any recursive witze you can hear about seo.

The Best jokes about Seo

SEO Expert walks into a bar...

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey...

In what way are cats and SEO the same?

They both have nine lives (cause non-SEO people have always said it is dead)

A SEO expert walks into a bar

Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky

What do you call an SEO expert who praises Google?

"Kneel" Patel

An SEO expert walks into a bar,

bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol...


How did the SEO find her way back through the woods?

Bread crumbs

What do you call a man who invents "PageRank"?

Larry Page ..go figure? (True Story)

An e-mail spammer walked into the bar.

I know because he was wearing a black hat.

What kind of fruit do SEOs like best?

Low hanging.

Why did the vegan become an SEO marketeer?

Because she likes organic growth

What room was Matt Cutts trying to find when he got lost at the SEO Conference?

Room 404


Why did the SEO cross the road?

He wanted to get hit with traffic.

What is the optimum view for an SEO?

Page view.

What does an SEO call 3 bottles of microbrew?

A local 3-pack.

Why did the girl stop dating the SEO Nerd?

He loaded too fast

Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market?

Lots of organic content.

What music do SEOs like?

ALT=ernative.

Why are SEOs good at game shows?

They know how to get Quick Answers.

Why do SEOs hate watery oatmeal?

Thin content.


What 2 things do SEO pre-schoolers have at break?

Cookies and link juice boxes.

Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the grocery store?

Cutting in line to be the 1st position

What does the SEO use besides consonants?

Disavowels

What do SEOs use when they go fishing?

Linkbait.

Why do they call it the Mini-Panda update?

Because it finds content that is a little bare.

Why do SEOs like monkeys?

Long tails.

How do the SEOs increase the chances their rock band will be discovered?

By turning up the AMP.

What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?

Spam

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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