seo Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious seo puns

SEO Expert walks into a bar...

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey...

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An SEO expert walks into a bar

BARS, TAVERN, TAVERNS, LOUNGE, NIGHT CLUB, MINI BAR, PUB, BEER, GARDEN BEER, WINE, WHISKEY, COCKTAILS

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In what way are cats and SEO the same?

They both have nine lives (cause non-SEO people have always said it is dead)

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A SEO expert walks into a bar

Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky

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What do you call an SEO expert who praises Google?

"Kneel" Patel

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An SEO expert walks into a bar,

bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol...

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How did the SEO find her way back through the woods?

Bread crumbs

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What do you call a man who invents "PageRank"?

Larry Page ..go figure? (True Story)

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An e-mail spammer walked into the bar.

I know because he was wearing a black hat.

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What kind of fruit do SEOs like best?

Low hanging.

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What room was Matt Cutts trying to find when he got lost at the SEO Conference?

Room 404

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An SEO Expert walks into a bar

An SEO Expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey.

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Why did the SEO cross the road?

He wanted to get hit with traffic.

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What is the optimum view for an SEO?

Page view.

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An SEO Expert Walks Into a Bar,

bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whisky,

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Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the grocery store?

Cutting in line to be the 1st position

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What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?

Spam

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How do the SEOs increase the chances their rock band will be discovered?

By turning up the AMP.

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Why are SEOs good at game shows?

They know how to get Quick Answers.

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Why did the girl stop dating the SEO Nerd?

He loaded too fast

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Q: Why was the SEO Dad terrified when his wife had twins?

A: Duplicate content...

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A SEO specialist walks into a bar...

Pub, tavern, hostelry, Inn, coach house, restaurant, watering hole, speakeasy...

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What does the SEO use besides consonants?

Disavowels

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What do SEOs use when they go fishing?

Linkbait.

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Why do they call it the Mini-Panda update?

Because it finds content that is a little bare.

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Why do SEOs hate watery oatmeal?

Thin content.

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What does an SEO call 3 bottles of microbrew?

A local 3-pack.

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Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market?

Lots of organic content.

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What music do SEOs like?

ALT=ernative.

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An SEO consultant walks into a bar

bars alcohol booze pub beer draft draught....

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Why do SEOs like monkeys?

Long tails.

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What 2 things do SEO pre-schoolers have at break?

Cookies and link juice boxes.

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What are the most funny Seo jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Seo? Well, here are the best Seo dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Seo pick up lines to share with friends.

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