The Best 3 Sentry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sentry jokes. There are some sentry lookout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sentry watchtower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sentry Jokes and Puns

Some old friends were gathered at a table outside the local pub

They were all drinking and laughing, but when a funeral procession came passing by, one of them got up on his feet and stood in solemn sentry until the procession had passed.

I never knew you had so much respect for the dead? one of his friends commented as he sat back down.

Usually I don't, but after all, we were married for 30 years.

What do you call a sentry gun that can't control its body?

Tourrette

A soldier on sentry duty fell asleep while standing up,

And woke to find his commanding officer standing in front of him, looking furious. With great presence of mind, the soldier said, "amen"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sentry garde jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sentry corporal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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