Sentry Jokes
4 sentry jokes and hilarious sentry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sentry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Jack and Jim are on sentry duty during the first World War, when Jim says, "You know how we're on a bonus of a dollar for every German we capture?"
"Yes," says Jack. "Well don't tell anyone," says Jim, "but there's $5000 worth coming over that hill."
Some old friends were gathered at a table outside the local pub
They were all drinking and laughing, but when a f**... procession came passing by, one of them got up on his feet and stood in solemn sentry until the procession had passed.
I never knew you had so much respect for the dead? one of his friends commented as he sat back down.
Usually I don't, but after all, we were married for 30 years.
What do you call a sentry gun that can't control its body?
Tourrette
A soldier on sentry duty fell asleep while standing up,
And woke to find his commanding officer standing in front of him, looking furious. With great presence of mind, the soldier said, "amen"
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