Sentient Jokes

32 sentient jokes and hilarious sentient puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sentient that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Sentient Short Jokes

Short sentient jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sentient humour may include short intelligent jokes also.

  1. The other day I met a sentient ant who grew fond of me. It turns out he has the ability to type and write as well… This looks like it's all a cake day joke, but it's just fondant.
  2. As a sentient door, it's hard meeting others like me. One does not simply walk into more doors.
  3. What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art? *Soyuz Think You Can Dance*
  4. Google fired an employee who claimed their technology was sentient. Which is sad, because he was Chrome's only friend.
  5. What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill? "I'm a big fan"
  6. What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature.
  7. The real 6 and 7 Why was six afraid of seven?
    It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
  8. The World is ending. The God's wrath is upon us. Beavers have become sentient and established a country of theur own. It is a Dam Nation.
  9. A sentient sewer system was taken to court after abonding its duties. However it couldn't testify. It had taken a valve of silence!
  10. In a world of sentient articles of clothing..what is the name of the famous philosopher stripper? Sockratease

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Sentient One Liners

Which sentient one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sentient? I can suggest the ones about self aware and conscious.

  1. What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI? I am a were
  2. I bought a sentient locomotive, but I can't find it. I lost my train of thought.
  3. Did you hear about the shop that sells sentient drones? They were flying off the shelves
  4. What do you call a sentient lycanthrope? A self awarewolf
  5. What did the sentient dollar cosplaying as Leia's mother say? I Amidala
  6. What another way of saying a sentient cylindrical vegetable rotated itself? Rick rolled
  7. What did the villainous sentient fern say? I AM Bush.
  8. Have you heard of the new Sentient Robotic Jackhammers? Its some ground-breaking stuff
  9. What does the sentient pig say? "I think, therefore I ham."
  10. If a Universe, and there were nothing sentient to ponder its existence, was it?
  11. Microsofts E3 lineup blew Sony out of the water this year... Said no Sentient being EVER.
  12. If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world.

Sentient joke, If clouds became sentient...

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Sentient Jokes

What funny jokes about sentient you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean enlightened jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sentient pranks.

A civilization of sentient deer may sound interesting

But I get the strange feeling that they'd make no progress in advancing their own culture once they come into contact with humans.
I guess that's what happens when you encounter Stagnation

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter...

Let that sink in...

The number of sentient lifeforms in the universe is at least 7.5 billion.

The amount of intelligent life, however, is highly disputed, and some people argue that none have been found.

Sentient joke, The number of sentient lifeforms in the universe is at least 7.5 billion.