The Best 20 Sentient Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sentient jokes. There are some sentient coordinate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sentient humanity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sentient Jokes and Puns

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

A civilization of sentient deer may sound interesting

But I get the strange feeling that they'd make no progress in advancing their own culture once they come into contact with humans.

I guess that's what happens when you encounter Stagnation

I bought a sentient locomotive, but I can't find it.

I lost my train of thought.

Sentient joke, I bought a sentient locomotive, but I can't find it.

Did you hear about the shop that sells sentient drones?

They were flying off the shelves

As a sentient door, it's hard meeting others like me.

One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art?

*Soyuz Think You Can Dance*


What do you call a sentient lycanthrope?

A self awarewolf

Sentient joke, What do you call a sentient lycanthrope?

What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill?

"I'm a big fan"

What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench?

A Black man is a sentient creature.

The real 6 and 7

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

The World is ending. The God's wrath is upon us. Beavers have become sentient and established a country of theur own.

It is a Dam Nation.

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What did the sentient dollar cosplaying as Leia's mother say?

I Amidala

What another way of saying a sentient cylindrical vegetable rotated itself?

Rick rolled

What did the villainous sentient fern say?

I AM Bush.

A sentient sewer system was taken to court after abonding its duties. However it couldn't testify.

It had taken a valve of silence!

In a world of sentient articles of clothing..what is the name of the famous philosopher stripper?


Sentient joke, In a world of sentient articles of clothing..what is the name of the famous philosopher stripper?

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter...

Let that sink in...

The number of sentient lifeforms in the universe is at least 7.5 billion.

The amount of intelligent life, however, is highly disputed, and some people argue that none have been found.

Have you heard of the new Sentient Robotic Jackhammers?

Its some ground-breaking stuff

What does the sentient pig say?

"I think, therefore I ham."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sentient based jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sentient inspire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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