Senten Jokes

19 senten jokes and hilarious senten puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about senten that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Senten Short Jokes

Short senten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The senten humour may include short jail jokes also.

  1. I don't think I can handle being in prison... I just know that if I ever get locked up I won't finish my senten-

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Laughable Senten Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about senten you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plural jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make senten pranks.

Use 'discount' in a sentence.

Teacher: Johnny, please use "discount" in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes ma'am, "Does discount as a sentence?"

So I was sentenced to death by hanging...

but my execution is being suspended temporarily.

Tell me a sentence

Teacher: Tell me a sentence
that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the..
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is'
affer an I. Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet.

One sentence horror story:

"Seems like we're the last two people left on Earth, m'lady"

Any sentence can be a s**... innuendo...

You just have to think long and hard about it.

I was just sentenced to Prison

for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years.

The sentence "I'm aware" isn't very scary

Unless you put Wolf on the end.

Come up with one sentence that uses, "defeat," "deduct," "defense," and "detail."

Easy. Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.

The last sentence spoken before the end of the universe was by a scientist

it was something like: "*let's try this and see how it goes!*"

Sentences you don't hear that often:

My IT guy is out on paternity leave.


A man is at a bar and says, "did you know that 'I am' is he shortest sentence in the English language?"
The bartender exclaims, "Did you know 'I do' is the longest one?"
(Was in the comics today so I thought I would share.)

I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism

It'll give me a chance to reflect

What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows?

You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!

What comes after a sentence?

An appeal

The first sentence in my journal

"I've noticed, I'm awful at beginings and endings and grammar."

Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?

Not necescelery

The sentence don't objectify women has women as the object of the sentence.

Why did the sentence stop going to his local grammar store?

Because he was tired of paying the syntax.

Senten joke, Why did the sentence stop going to his local grammar store?