Sensor Jokes

4 sensor jokes and hilarious sensor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sensor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heartwarming Sensor Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good sensor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A fingerprint sensor on your phone is a one-digit password

Why is Wii the most adult console?

Because it has a sensor bar.

I'm going to install a new sensor in my shower

So I know when my dishwasher is finished its self-cleaning cycle

Sensory Perception....

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of sweets and said, Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these.
The pupils easily identified the sweets flavoured of apple, lemon, strawberry and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored, all of the kids were stumped.
I'll give you a little hint, said the teacher. 
It's something your Mum probably calls your Dad all the time.
Instantly, Little Robbie, gagged and spat his onto the floor and shouted, Quick! Spit'em out! They're a**... flavoured!

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