The Best 62 Sensitive Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sensitive jokes. There are some sensitive cancers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Sensitive Jokes and Puns
Genders are like the Twin Towers
There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
What's the most sensitive part of a man's body during masturbation?
His ears.
When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while...
Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
One I wrote a while ago: Anti-Boasting Cream
Now I don't tell many jokes and definitely don't write them so I found this on my phone from about two years ago and was amazed!
I went to see the Doctor this morning about my big ego. He told me to try this anti-boasting cream.
I said, how do I apply it? It's just i've got really soft, sensitive, supple skin. He said, You just have to rub it in.
Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Everyone's so sensitive these days, you can't even say 'black paint'.
You have to say 'Tyrone, paint that fence!'
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally.
How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?
Gingerly.
Three women sat discussing their husbands and their sex lives.
"My husband's a wrestler," said the first. "He's really strong and aggressive in bed."
"My husband's an artist," said the second. "He's really gentle and sensitive."
"My husband's an IBM salesman," said the third. "He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."
Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive?
He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve.
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Circumcision is a sensitive subject...
...but not as sensitive as it used to be.
My take on microaggressions: on one hand, it's true people can sometimes be too sensitive. On the other hand...
NOT EVERYONE HAS TWO HANDS CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name...
...to the DC Darkies.
Women are too sensitive.
My friend said she was having twins. All I said was at least you'll finally have 2 kids with the same father.
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!
Guy bursts into a dentist's office
Guy bursts into a dentist's office and says "HEY, listen here buddy, you have to help me NOW: my teeth are SO sensitive they can sense impending EARTHQUAKES" the dentist looked at him sternly for a moment and said "you've got some nerve"
I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital...
They told me that case was sensitive.
Don't read this if you don't like sensitive topics
Biting into an ice cream
How do you know if your teeth are sensitive?
When you hurt their fillings
Society is so sensitive these days. I can't even say "black paint" anymore without being called racist....
I now have to say "Tyrone, could you paint the wall please."
I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended.
Chemo patients are so sensitive.
I have sensitive teeth...
And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings.
Genders are like the twin towers
There used to be 2 of them, but now it is a sensitive topic.
What is the most sensitive part of your body while pleasuring yourself?
Your ear listening for foot steps.
What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masterbating?
Your ears, to hear if someone is coming.
Women these days are too sensitive
My friend said she was having twins and all I said was 'Well hey, that's great, at least you've finally got two kids with the same father.' then she stormed off all pissy.
Women, amiright?
Did you hear about the sensitive robber?
He takes things personally.
I'm very sensitive to sounds of a certain frequency.
When I hear them it hertz.
Talking about Genders is a lot like the World Trade centers.
There were 2 of them now it's a sensitive subject.
My dentist said that my gag reflex was much more sensitive than my wife's.
I didn't think anything of it at the time. Later, I realized it was super weird, because we go to different dentists.
People are so sensitive nowadays that you can't say "Could you paint the fence black?"
Now you have to say "Jamal, would you kindly paint the fence?"
Talking about gender is like talking about the twintowers...
Once there were two and now its a sensitive topic.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he is masturbating?
His ears
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a sensitive subject.
But now when you make jokes about botox, nobody lifts an eyebrow.
Have you heard of the new republican themed condom that is taking off?
It's extremely thin skinned and very sensitive
What is a man's most sensitive organ when masturbating?
His ears.
Have you heard about the new super sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the guy leaves and talk to the woman.
I'm trying to learn how to be a more sensitive lover.
I watched a video called "How to improve your foreplay technique", it was really good.
I had to skip through the boring bit at the beginning.
Nowadays, the Twin Towers are like the genders.
They used to be two, now it's a sensitive matter.
Everyone is so sensitive and everything has to be completely politically correct nowadays, you can't even say 'black paint'.
You have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the wall?"
"This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.
"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."
The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.
"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.
A lot of people are upset about that Gillette commercial
I guess it wasn't made for people with sensitive skin.
With all Gillette drama said and done
I guess it really wasn't meant for sensitive skin
I was going to tell you a joke about the clitoris...[NSFW]
...but I've reconsidered. To a lot of people, it's a sensitive spot.
The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home.
I told her toothpaste and I don't talk about our feelings.
(PS: This was the actual conversation I had with my dentist just last night!)
As for a non-Dad joke....not for sensitive types
A woman runs into a police station yelling "Grape! Grape! Grape!"
The policeman says "Don't you mean rape?"
"No" she replied, "There were a bunch of them".
What's the most sensitive part of the body when masterbating?
The ears
Genders and the Twin Towers have something in common...
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Blind, deaf and mute people can all tolerate a dark joke.
It's because they're not sensitive.
People are so sensitive now-a-days.
People are so sensitive now-a-days. You can't even say black paint. Instead you gotta say, Jamal, will you please paint the fence?
Never disappear.
They're very sensitive fruits.
I called my son a bloody disappointment and my girlfriend burst out into tears
Appartently, she's sensitive about her miscarriage
My dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex…
*We laughed about it for a while.*
*Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…*
My girlfriend invited me to meet her parents.
Before we went over, she let me know that her father, Dale, was in a car accident and had his legs amputated at the hips. Apparently, it was a sensitive issue, and I was not to mention it.
When we arrived, her dad greeted us at the door. Not seeing his wife anywhere, I said to him, Dale, it's great to meet you. Is your other half in the kitchen?
Why was the burglar so sensitive?
He takes things personally
When my dentist reminded me about my husband's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me....
We have different dentists...
Why are seismologists so hard to get along with?
Because they're sensitive to a fault.
I always feel bad using a new toothpaste
In front of my extra sensitive one.
What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating?
Your ears, listening for footsteps.
A time sensitive joke for you guys tomorrow..
Knock Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget.
Ooops
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
I didn't see the end of that one coming....Bwaahaa!
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