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141 sense jokes and hilarious sense puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sense that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Sense jokes challenge the common sense meaning of words, using double meanings and understandings to create humor. From absurdly stupid common sense to jokes that make no sense whatsoever, sense jokes are designed to tingle the senses and be mercilessly hilarious. Read on to discover some of the greatest and most tumour-inducing sense jokes!

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Funniest Sense Short Jokes

Short sense jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sense humour may include short sound jokes also.

  1. In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
  2. For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
  3. My boyfriend is upset that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  4. You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.
  5. I wish my college was run by EA At least I'd get a sense of pride and accomplishment for my money
  6. My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
  7. The Queen always said her corgis were like children to her. So it makes sense that they've been given to Prince Andrew.
  8. My wife is furious at me because I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right left away.
  9. My wife said, Can you have a talk with the kids on drugs? I said, Fine, but I don't make any sense when I'm high.
  10. Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted

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Sense One Liners

Which sense one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sense? I can suggest the ones about stance and sensation.

  1. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
  2. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  3. Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence.
  4. What does titanic and the sixth sense have in common? Icy dead people
  5. What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
  6. My GF said she hates my sense of direction. So I packed my stuff and right.
  7. What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense? Icy dead people.
  8. What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
  9. My dad said I have no sense of direction in life. So I packed my stuff and right
  10. What do you call a joke that doesn't make sense? To get to the other side.
  11. I can always sense when my siblings are going to have a daughter. I have telekineices.
  12. A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
  13. I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]
  14. What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
  15. What is the fear of chainsaws called? Common sense

Makes Sense Jokes

Here is a list of funny makes sense jokes and even better makes sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
  • Prince Andrew is going to inherit The Queen's Corgis. Makes sense with his experience in grooming.
  • Animals can sense disasters before they happen. That's why the neighbors dog barks whenever I make a move on a girl.
  • My wife wouldn't stop making fun of me for my sense of direction. So I packed up and Right.
  • Saw a notice on the side of an Apple store that read, "Apply inside" And I was thinking to myself, "That makes a lot of sense... I mean, it's not going to be Orangey inside is it?"
  • I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything.
  • I dated a lawyer once Makes sense.
    She had a reputation for settling
  • You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn't make that much sense when you read it.
  • Apparently most people in The Vatican make their purchases online Makes sense. I mean, they are a PayPal state
  • If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says "Build a wall!"
    The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"

Sense Humor Jokes

Here is a list of funny sense humor jokes and even better sense humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
  • How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
    Guten Tag!
  • How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Because we are very efficient and have a poor sense of humor.
  • When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced. That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
    have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.
  • Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
  • How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
    They are very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.
  • Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally....
  • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor
  • How many German people does it take to change a lighbulb? Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.
  • My sense of humor is so dark It started stealing bikes!
Sense joke, My sense of humor is so dark

Common Sense Jokes

Here is a list of funny common sense jokes and even better common sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Does anyone know what the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people
  • What's the name for a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense
    (my 9-year-old just came and shared that gem with me)
  • What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense
  • What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common? Their careers ended after seeing dead people.
  • What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense.
    I'll show myself out...
  • What is the phobia of "getting married" called? Common sense.
  • If 'trypanophobia' is the fear of needles, what is a phobia of chainsaws? "Common Sense"
  • First, we bought toilet paper for a respiratory virus because we lack common sense. Now, we have a nationwide coin shortage, which means we lack common cents!
  • What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense
  • In tech support, we get asked questions that seem like common sense. Today I told a guy "CTRL-P"... ...but he didn't make it to the bathroom.

Sense Of Smell Jokes

Here is a list of funny sense of smell jokes and even better sense of smell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I stopped showering or changing my clothes, as a precaution against COVID-19. If anybody gets within six feet of me, I know they must have lost their sense of smell.
  • If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix. Just reset to olfactory settings.
  • A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping.
  • Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell? It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.
  • What does you call a person without 5 senses (hearing, smell, taste, feel, and hear)? A person without *common* sense.
  • Did you hear about the new perfume with no smell? It doesn't make sense.
  • Is there a correlation between the size of a nose and the sense of smell? Because I read somewhere that back in World War II people with big noses smelled gas much more often.
  • I met a man with a nose on his forehead the other day... He said it gave him a heightened sense of smell.
  • The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue...
  • Makes sense Apple fans would buy a MacBook candle... ...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames.

Double Sense Jokes

Here is a list of funny double sense jokes and even better double sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Right now Kim Jong Un feels like the kid who everything thinks might bring a gun to school. So we're doing the only thing that makes sense and doubling down on the ridicule.
Sense joke, Right now Kim Jong Un feels like the kid who everything thinks might bring a gun to school.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sense can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sense puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Sense Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about sense you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sense prank.

So a Higgs Boson particle goes into a catholic church

And it gets stopped at the door by the bishop.
The bishop says, "Sir, I can't allow you in here."
"What? Why?" the particle responds.
"You call yourself the 'God particle.' That's blasphemy against our Lord."
"Oh, well, I guess that makes sense. Before I go, though, can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah sure," the bishop responds. "Might as well."
"So," the Higgs Boson begins, "if you don't allow me in here, how do you have mass?"

A wife gets n**...

…and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my s**... body?' 
Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'

Army commando recruitment - from India

A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army.
Interviewer: "We want a person with a suspicious mind; always alert, merciless; ready to attack; high sense of hearing & most importantly; having a killer instinct. So Do you think you are eligible?"
Man: "No Sir; but can my Wife apply?"

Telegraph

A dog walks into a telegraph office, puts $1 on the counter and says:
"Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof"
The operator says to the dog "Its $1 for 10 words, shall I put another woof on there?"
The dog then says "But then that wouldn't make any sense!"

Dog walks into a telegraph office...

Clerk says, "What's your message?"
Dog says, "Woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof."
Clerk says, "You know, for the same price, you can fit one more 'woof' in."
Dog replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense."

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door
My plumber has a funny sense of humour

Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?

It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
Obligatory

A dog goes into a telegraph office

A dog goes into a telegraph office, takes a blank form, and writes: Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof, Woof.
The clerk examines the paper and politely tells the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price.
The dog looks confused and replies, But that would make no sense at all."

For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a g**..., and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."

The UK Government has decided to make l**... legal as a drug for weight loss

It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...

One night a woman undressed in front of her husband...

"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my s**... body?" Asked the wife
The husband looked her up an down an said, "your sense of humor."

Joseph decides it's time to tell Jesus the truth....

Since Jesus is a teenager, Joseph thinks he can handle it. He tells Jesus that he's not really his father, in a technical sense.
Jesus is incredulous. He can't believe it. He asks who his father really is.
Joseph explains to Jesus that he's the son of god. Jesus can't even comprehend this. He can only manage to stammer out "No way"
Joseph looks at him and says "Yahweh..."

My favourite way to dress is all in black.

My sense of fashion is second to nun.
I'll show myself out.

Brought a girl home from a bar last night and after we went down on each other for a while I slipped on a c**.... Suddenly, she looked me dead in the eyes and demanded either forty more minutes of foreplay, or that I drop down and give her 100 pushups. When I asked why she said

"The idea is to provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different holes."

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom?

Because he was dribbling. 😊

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, "This book s**...! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...
But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!

A girl asked her boyfriend "Which do you love more, my pretty face more or my s**... body?"

Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"

what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an o**... if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both

pear

My wife kicked me out. She says it's because I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

The government reveals their new logo today....

The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a c**....
I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a c**... allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d**..., and gives you a sense of security while being s**....

Americans have a terrible sense of humour

I mean, their healthcare is a joke and most of them don't even get it.

I want to know if this brazillian joke makes sense in other cultures

A woman went out and did not return home. On the next day she told her husband that she had slept at her friend's house. Not believing her, the husband called 10 of her best friends and none of them knew what he was talking about.
A man went out and did not return home. On the next day, he told his wife he had slept at his friend's house. Not believing him, the wife called 10 of his best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had spent the night there and the other 2 said he was still there.

her: I'll have the salad, no nuts, please.

**waiter:** of course
**me:** it didn't say it had nuts
**her:** I'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe
**me:** that makes sense
**waiter:** and for you?
**me:** steak, no bees, please.

A mathematician arrives at work on a bike

His colleague asks "Where did you get the bike?"
"That's really curious. Imagine, I was walking down the road, suddenly that young woman comes along on this bike, jumps off, takes her dress off 'til she's n**... and says "Take what you want". So I took the bike."
"Makes sense", his colleague says, "I don't think you'd look good in a dress".

3 months since I had COVID and I've still got very little sense of taste.

Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends

A lot of people are roasting Cleaver on saying "Awoman"...

I mean, I know that "Amen" comes from Hebrew and means "so be it", and therefore "Awoman" would make no sense in Hebrew.
In Shebrew, however, it makes complete sense!!!

My girlfriend is always complaining about how I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:
- Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,
- Doesn't need heating,
But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:
- Has great packaging.

Dog walks into a telegraph office...

Says he wants to send a message.
"Sure" says the clerk, "what's the message?"
"Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."
Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, there's enough room for one more 'woof'".
Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense.."

Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?

Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Yes.
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Yes.
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!

EA have been hit by ransomware and need to pay up to $7,000,000

Hackers claim they want EA to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when they finally unlock their information

I told my friend I have an acute sense of when a deep hole with water is nearby. He said thats a useless ability.

I'm well aware

A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"

"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"
"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*
His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."

I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie.

Icy dead People!

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They are efficient and lack a sense of humour.

I had a job offer in Newark, but I heard it's dangerous...

So I called a friend of a friend who lives there. He said, "It has a bad reputation, but if you use basic caution and common sense, it can be a fun, vibrant place to live."
I said, "Cool! By the way, what do you do there?"
He said, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."

A n**... man was walking down the street with a woman on his back

A bloke on the other side of the road asked, "Where are you going?"
The n**... man replied, "To a fancy dress party."
"What as?" asked the bemused gentleman.
"A tortoise", said the n**... man.
"Well, who is the woman on your back?" said the intrigued gentleman.
"Oh, that's Michelle."
EDIT - I changed the first "gentleman" to "bloke." I hope it makes more sense that way.

I was once on in a band called 1023MB

We were so close to our first GIG

(edited - XXXX MB is 1 GB. Its a binary joke and yes, it makes sense)
(edit 2 - KiB, MiB and GiB can toss it, 1111111111 )

My 4 year old was taking her sweet time getting ready for bed and I said to her "quit stallin!"

She said to me, "I'm not stallin"
And I replied, "well, you might be right about that because you're certainly not Russian.'
I got nothing... no laughs, even after I thoroughly explained it to her. My daughter has no sense of humor.

How many Germans ...

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, because we are efficient and do not have a sense of humour.

How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum

A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks "How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?"
"Well," says the director, "We fill up a bath with water, then give the patient a teaspoon, a mug, and a bucket, and ask them to empty the bath as quickly as possible."
"I see," says the politician, "and if he's got any sense he'll choose the bucket."
"No," says the director, "If he's got any sense he'll pull the plug out. Would you like a room with a view?"

I was sick of my wife always making fun of my c**... sense of directions...

... so I packed my things and right!

A Jewish man and a Chinese man were talking.

The Chinese man is proudly telling the Jewish man about his heritage. We can trace our history back for over 3,000 years, he exclaims with pride!
We'll, that's very impressive, replies the Jewish man, but our history goes back for almost 6,000 years!
The Chinese man, after some consideration, says to the Jewish man, Well, that doesn't make any sense. What did you people eat back then?

My grandfather died a few days ago after a long and debilitating illness, but he always managed to keep his good sense of humour.

Today I received an Amazon parcel containing a Ouija Board, and a note with a smiley face saying "Let's keep in touch."

An expectant father wants to call the local hospital to ask about his wife, who's in labour...

But in his haste, he accidentally calls the local cricket ground instead.
He asks about the situation, and the shock almost kills him.
"All is well, we've already got 3 out, there's another 7 to go, and we're hoping to be finished by lunchtime. Last one out was a duck."
(This one will make more sense to English readers, but enjoy it anyway!)

Sense joke, An expectant father wants to call the local hospital to ask about his wife, who's in labour...

jokes about sense

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The impact of these sense jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.