Sensibly Jokes
25 sensibly jokes and hilarious sensibly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sensibly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sensibly Short Jokes
Short sensibly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sensibly humour may include short jokes also.
- I think my doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear… I overheard him telling his colleague that I had, "Serious healthy shoes."
- They polled Britons on their favorite Jane Austen novel 52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility
- The 7 qualities to be the perfect girlfriend are.. Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensible. - TIL that Jules Verne did not write Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea He wrote at a desk like a sensible person would.
- I can never understand why Xenophobia is considered ignorant... Given their immense potential for death and destruction, I personally find the fear of Xenomorphs to be perfectly sensible.
- Last night I got too drunk and sensibly took a bus home Pretty proud of myself...Never drove a bus before.
- I told my daughter to be sensible before her eighteenth birthday party. She said, "You are only eighteen once!"
I said, "No...you're eighteen 365 times, unless it's a leap year." - Did you know that non vaxxed kids had super abilities? Their bodies are way more sensible to environmental exposure, and they can hear a sneeze from miles away.
- Brexit was similar to choosing your favorite Jane Austen novel. Pride and Prejudice defeated Sense and Sensibility.
- The price motion detectors has gradually decreased over time to the point where they're mere pennies. There's a great book about this called "Cents and Sensibility"
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Sensibly One Liners
Which sensibly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sensibly? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why does a sensible man not order a double bourbon? Because it's two whisky.
- Genders are like the twin towers Before, there were 2.
Now it's a sensible subject. - Your Jedi mom is so fat... she should be on a force sensible diet.
Sensibly Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sensibly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sensibly pranks.
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.
After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon.
The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
I am really proud of my self this morning..
Last night I went out with my colleagues for New Year party.
After drinking a tad too many than I could handle, I made a sensible decision to leave car at the pub and take the bus home.
I am really proud of my self this morning, I had never driven a bus before!
Yo mama so fat...
she decided to get serious about her health and is now at a sensible weight.
A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"
When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.
Petulant wife
In the middle of a fight, husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."
"No," said the wife angrily. "Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"
For the 2028 US presidential elections, an honest candidate with sensible policy and a clean track record is nominated as a party candidate.
... yup, that's the joke. That's all.
Humans were supposed to be intellectual and sensible.
Then people made God and conservatives.
Roger decided he was in no shape to drive as he walked out of the bar
So he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman.
'What are you doing out here at three o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Roger grimly.
My roommate complained about me peeing in the shower, but to my way of thinking it's just a sensible way to save water.
Also, it's not like I'm going to miss from less than arm's length away.
And even if I do splash on her feet, it rinses right off at once.