Senseless Jokes
28 senseless jokes and hilarious senseless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about senseless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Senseless Short Jokes
Short senseless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The senseless humour may include short meaningless jokes also.
- A psychiatrist finds a man lying by the road who has been robbed and beaten senseless. The psychiatrist says, "My god, whoever did this needs help!"
- There was a fight between a blind man, a deaf man, and a mute man I just have to ask, how long until we end this senseless violence?
- A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him "there was no need for senseless violence"
- There's been a series of senseless killings near my home this week. The victims were all deaf, dumb or blind
- Did you hear about the shooting at the school for blind, deaf mutes? It was truly a senseless tragedy.
- Helen Keller in court Helen Keller was in court. Why didn't the jury rule in her favor?
They thought her argument was senseless. - What keyboard shortcut can be used to stop recent senseless violence from continuing? CTRL-ALT-Right
- I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him.
- What do you get when you cross a female driver with the Viet Cong? 100,000 senseless deaths
- Senseless Joke If a dog crashes a double decker bus in the middle of january was the holocaust a hoax?
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Senseless One Liners
Which senseless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with senseless? I can suggest the ones about pointless and needless.
- (OC) What do you call helen keller punching someone? Senseless violence.
- All the victims were deaf, dumb or blind... ...these are senseless killings.
- A group of thugs just beat me senseless All I have left are dollar bills
- It's only a matter of time before we start seeing senseless shootings in America too
- I'd slap you senseless, but I can't spare three seconds!
- Would you ever put Helen Keller on your guest list? No, that would be senseless.
- Sense This title is not sense-less
- m**... A blind man, a deaf man and a mute are murdered.
These are senseless killings - A m**... Has Been Targeting The Deaf, Blind, And Dumb These are senseless killings.
- What is it called when a blind deaf man commits m**...? Senseless s**......
Happy Senseless Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about senseless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baseless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make senseless pranks.
What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm?
Having high voltage electrodes attached to your t**... and being flogged senseless with a knotted rope.
A doctor is called in the middle of the night
He examines the patient:
"Have you made your last will yet?"
"No, doctor, is it really that bad?"
"Have a notary come and call your next of kin immediately!"
"Does that mean it's going to end with me?"
"Not that, but I don't want to be the only one to be taken senselessly out of bed in the middle of the night ..."
Teacher: children, what's your biggest fear?
Tom (5): snakes!
Emily (6): lions!
Stanley (5): the unbelievable senselessness of life, and that we will all die a terrible death in our nightmares!
Lilly (6): Stanley!
A man was walking on the road when he was accosted by two muggers who attacked him.
The man fought bravely but the muggers beat him senseless and proceeded to go through his pockets.
"There's only $2.75 in here!" said one of the muggers, looking through the man's wallet.
"You mean to say that you fought us like this for $2.75!?" the other mugger asked the man incredulously.
"Wha... that's what you wanted?" replied the man dazedly, "I thought you were after the $300 in my shoe."
Mugging
A tortoise went out for a few beers and despite being severely worse for wear decided to walk home through the rough part of town. Half way home he was set upon by four snails who beat him senseless and stole what little money he still had and as a final insult they sprayed obscenities on his shell . Utterly distraught he was taken to the local police station where the inspector asked if he could remember anything about the assailants .
No - it all happened so quickly
South of the border
You know what, I don't care what people say but south of the border there is the country with senseless violence, looting, drugs etc. that I would not dare to touch with a ten feet pole!
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I am so happy I live in Canada!
Girls are never wrong...
Just Sometimes Confused,
Rude,
Stubborn,
Senseless Emotional,
Unchangeable,
Crazy,
s**... N Even Mad.
But Never Wrong!
