Sense Smell Jokes
33 sense smell jokes and hilarious sense smell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sense smell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sense Smell Short Jokes
Short sense smell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sense smell humour may include short smell jokes also.
- I stopped showering or changing my clothes, as a precaution against COVID-19. If anybody gets within six feet of me, I know they must have lost their sense of smell.
- If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix. Just reset to olfactory settings.
- A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping.
- Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell? It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.
- What does you call a person without 5 senses (hearing, smell, taste, feel, and hear)? A person without *common* sense.
- Is there a correlation between the size of a nose and the sense of smell? Because I read somewhere that back in World War II people with big noses smelled gas much more often.
- I met a man with a nose on his forehead the other day... He said it gave him a heightened sense of smell.
- The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue...
- Makes sense Apple fans would buy a MacBook candle... ...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames.
- My boss asked me if I had any common sense... I told him that I have 5, but smelling and hearing im regretting right about now.
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Sense Smell One Liners
Which sense smell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sense smell? I can suggest the ones about sense of smell and sense taste.
- Did you hear about the new perfume with no smell? It doesn't make sense.
- How many noses did the guy with the best sense of smell have? Two noses? No, one nose.
- What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!
- I'm a**... by my ability to see, hear, smell, taste, and touch I've come to my senses
Uplifting Sense Smell Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about sense smell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean you smell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sense smell pranks.
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Did you hear about the guy with erectile dysfunction who was a**... by tastes and smells?
It took a while, but he finally came to his senses.
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With losing your sense of smell from COVID-19 being a symptom, I no longer call it f**... in a crowded elevator.
I call it a free COVID-19 test
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A cosmonaut c**... lands
A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft c**... lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is really bandaged from head to foot and sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yerster dye."
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That pie smells so good I j**... in my pants...
I guess you could say I came to my senses.
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I took my gf to the bar, but she went home with...
... the coronavirus.
I'm so depressed, my t**... is aching from crying and I'm losing my sense of taste and smell
Why did the flower with no smell confuse people?
Because it didn't make any scents!!
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Get it..scents sounds like sense...sort of..so it's funny because the.. okay I'm sorry I'll just see myself out.
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Schrodinger's f**...
Apparently Schrodinger had a lousy sense of smell.
Only way he could tell if the f**... smelled bad, was if he did it into a box with a cat.
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How can you tell if someone is blind, deaf, and has no sense of taste or feeling?
Don't worry, they'll smell you.
Two mexicans are walking in a desert....
and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, "I don't think we es going to make it, Juan." Juan replies, "We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."
As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. "Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!" Carlos replies reluctantly, "How could you just, smell bacon out here? Make no sense Juan." Juan replies, "Es a bacon tree! I can tell!" Carlos replies, "No Juan, es a mirage!! Es messing with your mind!"
Juan would not listen. "Ok Carlos, your choice." Juan proceeded to climb the hill, while Carlos waited down at the bottom for him, knowing that this was way to good to be true.
As Juan disappeared from Carlos's view, Carlos heard many gunshots. Terrified and confused, he didn't know what to do. Slowly, he saw Juan climb, with gunshot wounds, over the edge of the hill. "Carlos, don't go up there!!"
"Es no bacon tree." "Es a.... Es a hambush."
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A 90 year old man goes to the doctor
An 90 year old man is at the doctor and says, "I f**... a lot but fortunately, the farts are silent and don't smell. I have f**... 10 times while talking to you and you didn't notice!"
The doctor replies, "Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the man returns. "Doctor," he says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like h**...."
The doctor says, "Excellent! Now that we've fixed your sense of smell, let's work on your hearing."
A woman goes to see her doctor and says, "Doctor, I have an embarrassing problem."
She continues, "I have terrible gas all day every day. In fact, I must have broken wind 4 times since I have been in this room.Luckily for me, the farts are completely silent and have no smell, but I'd still like something to help me with this."
The doctor writes her prescription and sets an appointment for her to come back the following week.
When she returns, the woman says "Doctor, I don't know what was in that medicine you gave me, but now my farts smell terrible all the time!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it seems we fixed your sense of smell. Now let's work on your hearing."
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A man goes to his doctor about his terrible farts
"Doctor, I have terrible gas. I keep making these weird farts: they are constant and really loud but they don't smell."
So the doctor says: "Alright, take these pills and come back and see me in a week."
A week later the man comes back.
"Doctor, these pills have just made the farts worse! Now they are the foulest things I've ever smelt in my life!"
"Great, now that we've fixed your sense of smell, we can start to work on stopping your farts."
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This was my grandpa's favourite joke. He was a big fan of f**... humour.
La fille
An Italian man and a French man both worked at the same construction site, and one day the Italian man came into work and noticed the French man smelling his finger. Confused at his odd behaviour, he questioned his co-worker, to which he replied, "Ah, la fille! La fille!"
A sense of understanding came over the Italian man, and their work day ended shortly thereafter.
The next day, the Italian man again found the French man smelling his finger. "La fille, la fille." The Italian man loudly sniffed his arm from wrist to shoulder and screamed, "MARIAAAAA!"
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A man is at home, laying on his death bed...
...he knows he doesn't have much time left. His wife is in the kitchen, his daughter at his bedside. His wife is baking, and with what little senses he has left, he can smell she's making apple pie. He asks his daughter, "Do you think you can do me one last favor?"
"Anything," she responds.
"Do you think you could see if your mother could give me a slice of her apple pie?" he asks.
She says she'll see what she can do, and walks out. She comes in not two minutes later and says, "sorry, the apple pie is for the f**...."
two men were walking thier dogs...
Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. "You smell that?" tom asked. Bob replied, "the heck I do, let's find where it's coming from! . After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said "let's get something to eat!" they both were hungry but bob reminded him that they couldn't enter with their dogs! so tom said "it's cool, follow my lead!" he puts on shades and is stopped at the door "no dogs allowed sir!" tom insisted "oh it's my seeing eye dog let me in" "it is? But that's a dachshund !"
"Yes they're using them now because of their amazing sense of smell"
"Very well come in." bob puts on shades and also stopped before entering
"No dogs allowed sir!" the waiter heckled.
"Oh please forgive me, it's my seeing eye dog" bob apologized.
"A chihuahua?!!!" the waiter shouted
"what??? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?!?!?!?!?!?!"