Sense Jokes

Funniest Sense Short Jokes

Short sense jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sense humour may include short sound jokes also.

1. In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
   
2. For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
3. My boyfriend is upset that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
4. You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.
5. I wish my college was run by EA At least I'd get a sense of pride and accomplishment for my money
6. My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
7. The Queen always said her corgis were like children to her. So it makes sense that they've been given to Prince Andrew.
8. My wife is furious at me because I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right left away.
9. My wife said, Can you have a talk with the kids on drugs? I said, Fine, but I don't make any sense when I'm high.
10. Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted

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Sense One Liners

Which sense one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sense? I can suggest the ones about stance and hint.

1. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
2. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
   Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
3. Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence.
4. My dad said I have no sense of direction in life. So I packed my stuff and right
5. What do you call a joke that doesn't make sense? To get to the other side.
6. I can always sense when my siblings are going to have a daughter. I have telekineices.
7. A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
8. I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]
9. What is the fear of chainsaws called? Common sense
10. My wife told me I have a terrible sense of direction I said, where did that come from?"
11. There's really no sense in being pessimistic... It's not going to work, anyway.
12. I dated a lawyer once Makes sense.
    She had a reputation for settling
13. Why did the winter solstice start a fashion blog? It had a "bright" sense of style.
14. You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn't make that much sense when you read it.
15. My sense of humor is so dark It started stealing bikes!

Makes Sense Jokes

Here is a list of funny makes sense jokes and even better makes sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
• Prince Andrew is going to inherit The Queen's Corgis. Makes sense with his experience in grooming.
• Animals can sense disasters before they happen. That's why the neighbors dog barks whenever I make a move on a girl.
• Saw a notice on the side of an Apple store that read, "Apply inside" And I was thinking to myself, "That makes a lot of sense... I mean, it's not going to be Orangey inside is it?"
• I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything.
• Apparently most people in The Vatican make their purchases online Makes sense. I mean, they are a PayPal state
• If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says "Build a wall!"
  The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"
• Have you ever tried drinking so much alcohol, your wife makes sense? Me neither, but I keep trying...
• Man, Saturday Night Live has really been going after Donald Trump lately I guess it makes sense though, since Donald is such a sketchy guy
• I was going to make a joke about water... But it wouldn't sound good coming from me, as people say I have a dry sense of humor

Sense Humor Jokes

Here is a list of funny sense humor jokes and even better sense humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
• Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
• What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor? Yamahahaha
• I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.
• They say women get turned on by guys who are funny Well, if that's true, I must have a very dry sense of humor.
• What do Germans use for birth control? Their sense of humor
• What do you call a dog with a great sense of humor? A Chihuahahaha.
• Ad in the local paper: 25 year old woman, very attractive, beautiful blonde hair, perfect measurements, intelligent, with good sense of humor and stable income - Selling dump truck.
• I hate my job at the morgue, nobody gets my sense of humor. I swear I'm working with a bunch of stiffs.
• My sense of humor is like a Latina woman. Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.

Common Sense Jokes

Here is a list of funny common sense jokes and even better common sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Does anyone know what the movies titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people
• What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common? Their careers ended after seeing dead people.
• What is the phobia of "getting married" called? Common sense.
• First, we bought toilet paper for a respiratory virus because we lack common sense. Now, we have a nationwide coin shortage, which means we lack common cents!
• What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense
• In tech support, we get asked questions that seem like common sense. Today I told a guy "CTRL-P"... ...but he didn't make it to the bathroom.
• What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense.
• What do Mount Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common? They both have icy dead people.
• What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common? Icy dead people!
• What is the scientific name for the fear of the chainsaws? Common sense.

Sense Of Smell Jokes

Here is a list of funny sense of smell jokes and even better sense of smell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I stopped showering or changing my clothes, as a precaution against COVID-19. If anybody gets within six feet of me, I know they must have lost their sense of smell.
• If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix. Just reset to olfactory settings.
• A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping.
• Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell? It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.
• What does you call a person without 5 senses (hearing, smell, taste, feel, and hear)? A person without *common* sense.
• Did you hear about the new perfume with no smell? It doesn't make sense.
• Is there a correlation between the size of a nose and the sense of smell? Because I read somewhere that back in World War II people with big noses smelled gas much more often.
• I met a man with a nose on his forehead the other day... He said it gave him a heightened sense of smell.
• The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue...
• Makes sense Apple fans would buy a MacBook candle... ...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames.

Double Sense Jokes

Here is a list of funny double sense jokes and even better double sense puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Right now Kim Jong Un feels like the kid who everything thinks might bring a gun to school. So we're doing the only thing that makes sense and doubling down on the ridicule.

Rib-Tickling Sense Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about sense you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean felt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sense pranks.