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  1. My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
  2. If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
  3. How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
    Guten Tag!
  4. How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Because we are very efficient and have a poor sense of humor.
  5. When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced. That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
    have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.
  6. Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
  7. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
    They are very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.
  8. Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally....
  9. How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor
  10. How many German people does it take to change a lighbulb? Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.

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Sense Humor One Liners

Which sense humor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sense humor? I can suggest the ones about sense and sense smell.

  1. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
  2. A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
  3. I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]
  4. My sense of humor is so dark It started stealing bikes!
  5. What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor? Yamahahaha
  6. A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.
  7. I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.
  8. This morning there was a tap on my door My plumber has a weird sense of humor
  9. What do Germans use for birth control? Their sense of humor
  10. I was woken up today by a tap on my door Odd sense of humor my plummer has.
  11. What do you call a dog with a great sense of humor? A Chihuahahaha.
  12. My dog has no sense of humor Every time I say knock knock he just starts barking.
  13. A guy fell in a puddle Everybody was laughing but i have a dry sense of humor
  14. Someone told me I have no sense of humor I don't get it
  15. Why do iPhone have a great sense of humor? Because they crack up easily.

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What funny jokes about sense humor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dark humor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sense humor pranks.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

My sense of humor is so sophisticated...'s not even funny.

A wife gets n**...

…and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my s**... body?' 
Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'

What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain?

The Cowboys s**....

Any love for a dry sense of humor?

This was my grandpas all time favorite joke of all time, and when he would tell it he would laugh uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes.
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!

Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor?

He took everything literally

Ad in the local paper:

25 year old woman, very attractive, beautiful blonde hair, perfect measurements, intelligent, with good sense of humor and stable income - Selling dump truck.

A great Polish joke

Guy goes into a bar, and a couple drinks in loudly announces to the bartender, "OK I'm going to tell you a great Polish joke!"
The bartender leans in and whispers, "watch it buddy, I happen to be polish, and while I got a sense of humor, about half the people in here are polish. you see that 6'6" 300 lb bouncer? He's polish too and he don't got a sense of humor!"
"OK," the jokster responds. "I'll tell it slowly!"

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe

My sense of humor is kind of like third world countries at night...


I saw a bumper sticker today.....

I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a r**... sense of humor

I have a dark sense of humor

but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*

Why did the comedian mermaid die ?

Because it had a dry sense of humor .

The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor...

I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp.

I was looking for more police brutality related jokes.

Turns out I needed a darker sense of humor.

My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three.

They have a very drei sense of humor.

So a scientist creates a robot

And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."

You know that you have a terrible sense of humor...

when you find that click-baiting is funny

One night a woman undressed in front of her husband...

"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my s**... body?" Asked the wife
The husband looked her up an down an said, "your sense of humor."

We, the American people have a great sense of humor.

Have you seen our President?

Why don't the Germans find holocaust jokes funny?

Because they have no sense of humor.

What did the audience say about the virologist's set at the comedy club?

He had an infectious sense of humor, but needed to work on telling his jokes at a less feverish pace.

A woman asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my s**... body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.

My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..

A man asks his wife: What do you most like about me, my body or my intellect?

She responds: your sense of humor.

My sense of humor is like a Latina woman.

Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.

"Hey, I'm walkin' here!"

-Quadriplegic with a sense of humor

When I said I wanted a girlfriend with no gag reflex...

I didn't mean no sense of humor...

I was going to make a joke about water...

But it wouldn't sound good coming from me, as people say I have a dry sense of humor

Astrology joke

I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Germans are efficient and have no sense of humor. Alternatively, none. The lightbulb should never die.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first april fools day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

How many German engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. They are really good at technical things, and have no sense of humor.

A girl asked her boyfriend "Which do you love more, my pretty face more or my s**... body?"

Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"

I asked my girlfriend - what do you like the most about me ? Is it my handsome look ? Is it my amazing intellect ? Is it my astonishing achievements ?

She said "Its your sense of humor"

Why was Hippocrates the most popular doctor in Ancient Greece?

He has a great sense of humors.

Actual conversation between an elderly couple...

"Norm, I only married you because of your sense of humor..."
"Dee, I only married you because of my sense of humor..."

A married couple of 30 years are talking....

The wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my s**... body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

I don't find self-deprecating humor funny anymore.

I guess my sense of humor is as boring and worthless now as the rest of my personality always has been

My sense of humor is my best weapon...

... and that's why I always end up in the hospital.

I don't see how the earth can be round.

I mean, just look at how flat your sense of humor is.

A married couple was laying in bed one night

A married couple was laying in bed one night, when the wife turned to the husband and asks,
"What do you like best about me, my pretty face or my s**... body?"
The husband turns to her and says,
"I like your sense of humor the best"

What do you call someone who's constantly making jokes about their sausage?

Someone with the wurst sense of humor.

A wife asks her husband, What do you like about me? My pretty face, or s**... body?

The husband laughed and answered with, Your sense of humor.

True story

Not sure where to post this.
About 6 months ago, my now 5 year old daughter came into mine and my fiance's room, and started screaming saying she was missing her thumb. It took me a minute to realize what was going on.
A little backstory, my 5 year old daughter was born about 6 weeks early, and weighed 3 lbs even, she was and is also missing her thumb on her right hand.
This girl is going to have a very twisted sense of humor, just like me.

A guy is sitting home alone, when suddenly he hears a knock on the door.

He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a h**... of a brisket."

"You are what you eat," they say... Oh really???

If so, then my spaghetti is fabulous and incredibly smart, made of extra-ordinary wheat with its own weird sense of humor, dancing salsa when nobody's watching and sweating its little spaghetti pants off while doing calisthenics.
I will never e**... spaghetti the same way ever again...
What's your pasta like? ;)

I hate my job at the morgue, nobody gets my sense of humor.

I swear I'm working with a bunch of stiffs.

A man goes for an interview

The first question he faces - "What are your strengths and weaknesses?"
Man - I have a good sense of humor, but my general knowledge is weak.
Interviewer - Okay tell me joke
Man - Knock Knock
Interviewer - Who's there?
Man - The first president of The United States of America
Interviewer - The first president of The United States of America who?
Man - That I don't know

A wife asked, "what do you like about me the most, my pretty face or my s**... body?"

The husband replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor.

Me : You've got to br kidding.
Scientist : This is no laughing matter.

What does a modern excutioner, with a sense of humor do, before injecting lethal injection?

\- Disinfect the arm, to prevent infection.

Joke written by an AI

Disclaimer: The joke below was not created by me, or any human, but rather by an AI. I was curious to see if an AI could have a sense of humor.
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a very attractive woman. After an hour of conversation, the woman says to the man, "Thank you for buying me these drinks all night but I am not going to sleep with you. I'm not that kind of girl." The man says, "I'm not that kind of guy. I have a wife and kids at home. I drink to forget my wife and kids at home."

They say women get turned on by guys who are funny

Well, if that's true, I must have a very dry sense of humor.

Need some jokes

So I'm a mailman and I deliver to a barber where we do a joke a day to eachother. I need some new jokes to tell, they can be clean or dirty as he has a sense of humor. If you have a good barber or mailmen joke would be a plus. Thank you in advance.

Grandfathers have the purest sense of humor.

My grandfather is close to 90 years old and has to take medication. One day, my aunt gave him his pills, and the cogs in his brain began to turn.
Grandpa after being given his medication: Tell everyone I'm on the pill.
Grandaunt: \*Howling with laughter when hearing the story over a phone call\*

Forbidden by my wife/kids from telling any more "dad jokes", I resorted to telling our dairy cow - and discovered she has a great sense of humor. I have to be careful, though...

When she laughs too much, milk comes out her nose.

A guy told his friend "do you want to hear an edgy joke"?

His friend started laughing immediately.
"Hold on," said the guy, "I haven't told it yet. You don't even know if it's going to be funny. It might be offensive."
"I'm sure it's going to be funny" his friend said, still laughing. "I've always had a sixth sense of humor."