Sensation Jokes
23 sensation jokes and hilarious sensation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sensation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sensation Short Jokes
Short sensation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sensation humour may include short perception jokes also.
- You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.
- Why did elon musk abandon his Twitter acquisition? He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out
- Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness.
- You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ? I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
- What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa? Bi-polar disorder.
- People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H
- You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you smell a steak cooking on the grill? Is that what happens to vegans when they mow the grass?
- how do you know if a vulcano has a STD? You will have a burning sensation after you did the deed
- women come in the same basic taste sensations or flavors as foods- sweet, salty, sour, hot, bitter, and nuts.
- My ex girlfriend turned out to be an internet pornstar sensation... She's gonna be so gonna when she finds out
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Sensation One Liners
Which sensation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sensation? I can suggest the ones about feeling and consciousness.
- I now know why i get so many downvotes.. Apparantly I'm a huge sensation in Australia!
- Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
- My least favorite s**... position is COVID-69 The masks really take the sensation away.
- Do you now the first sign of h**... ? Pounding Sensation
Comical Sensation Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about sensation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sense of smell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sensation pranks.
A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..
After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts...
"I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
"85 years old"
A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..
After hnoeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
‟It is simple billionaire boasts....
‟I faked my age
‟Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you're? A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
‟85 years old
5,000 married men were surveyed as to why they like receiving o**... s**....
* 1% liked the warmth
* 2% liked the sensation
* 3% liked the eroticism
* 94% just liked the peace and quiet
The teacher asked Johnny, "What is s**...?"
Johnny stood up and said: "s**... is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
The teacher stared at him and fainted.
A teacher asked her class "What is s**...?"
Johny got up and said:
"s**... is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
To increase *population*
For the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation*
Or so you need a *demonstration?*"
The teacher fainted then.
Psychedelic Harmony..
There I was, in the middle of nowhere.. Not a body for miles around.. As I lay in the silence, I started hearing murmurs; whispers of tales and epics long past.. The silence was talking to me.. I fell into a sweet melancholy.. As I listened to the silence, a calm trance took hold of me, the harmony of nature was filling up my soul.. The flurry of unknown sensations kept stimulating my senses, and I started to wonder how I got here and what was happening to me.. Then it dawned on me,
My brother must have kept the cookies hidden for a reason..
Dr: "I have some good news and some bad news Spiderman. The good news is that the constant tingling sensation isn't your Spidey sense warning you of some huge, impending calamity!"
"What's the bad news Doc?"
"Well son, what do you know about g**... h**...?"
I went to see my obese doctor about a burning sensation when i pee.
My morbidly obese doctor gave me medicine and told me on monday there will be a chance of warm sprinkles with a little bit of precipitate. Tuesday through thursday it will cool off and by friday the conditions down there will be clear and normal.
He's quite the meaty urologist.
Remember that audio clip that went viral?
The one where different people heard different a word? Well, the person who discovered that clip hasn't found another internet sensation since. Guess you could say they're resting on their Yannys.
A husband and wife have been married two weeks...
when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest. The husband suggests that she visit the doctor. She arranges the appointment and goes the next day.
The doctor calls the husband the next day and says, "Sir, you're wife has acute angina." The husband replies, "You don't have to tell me twice, doc. Whats the bad news?"
