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Why was Ted Kennedy called the "Lion of the Senate"?

Because he mated at will and killed without remorse.

If Ted Cruz loses, senators will throw a bipartisan going-away party.

Ted Cruz will be the only senator not invited.

Senator Ted Cruz started debating someone at a costume party...

He was a lion at the costume party.

I'm the most hated person in the Senate

Ted Cruz: I'm the most hated person in the Senate.
Susan Collins: Hold my beer.
Brett Kavanaugh: Who said beer?
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