semites Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious semites puns

My friend told me all semites are short.

I disagreed. One day, as we were walking around town, we spotted a very grown man in a yarmulke.

I said to my friend: "Tall jew!".


My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...

He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.


What do you call gummy semites?



What do you call a couple of semites with bad spray tans?

Orange Jews


How should justice be brought about on criminal semites?

By judge and jew-ry.


What do you call Semites working at an orchard?

Apple Jews!


Hitler thought Jews were only kind of people

Like semi people,
Semites you could say


What are the most funny Semites jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Semites? Well, here are the best Semites dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Semites pick up lines to share with friends.


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