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My friend told me all semites are short.

I disagreed. One day, as we were walking around town, we spotted a very grown man in a yarmulke.
I said to my friend: "Tall jew!".

My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...

He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.

What do you call gummy semites?


What do you call Semites working at an orchard?

Apple Jews!

What do you call a couple of semites with bad spray tans?

Orange Jews

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