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Semis Jokes

3 semis jokes and hilarious semis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about semis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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I've had a good couple of days,

I've just got back from winning the World Domestic Violence Championship.
I knocked my daughter out in the semis and beat my wife in the final.
Yesterday I entered the world blindfolded w**... championship.
I have no idea where I came though.

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone
Facebook
Google
Amazon
Android
Twitter
Instagram
iPod
Yahoo
YouTube
Snapchat
Spotify
Tesla
Skype
Uber
Airbnb
Bitcoin
Fitbit
Emojis
iPad
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Croatia

England playing in the semis tonight,

I haven't been this nervous about a semi since my uncle walking into the shower room


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