The Best 28 Seminar Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Seminar jokes. There are some seminar lecture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these seminar uni puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Seminar Jokes and Puns
As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison.
I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference
"How to Deal with Stakeholders"
An American, an Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a German go to see a seminar
They show up late, and can only find seats in the back row. When the presenter notices them come in and take seats in the very back, he shouts to them, "Can you guys see me back there?"
They answered back in order, "Yes" "Oui" "Ken" "Si" "Ja"
My son has been really nervous ever since he lost the specimen he was going to display at his upcoming insect "show and tell" seminar
i just hope he doesn't have butterflies in his stomach
My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week...
And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it.
I recently went to a science seminar on new materials we could use to make knives more efficient
It was cutting edge stuff.
I, too, went to a mixed religion seminar...
...But in the hopes of learning more about charity. First I asked a Buddhist monk: "How do you decide what to give away and what to keep for yourself?" "Child's play", he said. "I draw a small circle in the ground, throw my money into the air, and what falls outside of the circle I give to Buddha". Next I asked a catholic priest. "Easy my son", he told me. "All I do is draw a small circle in earth, throw my money to the heavens, and what falls into the circle I give to God". Finally, I asked a Rabbi. "Simple!" he answered. "I throw my money into the air and what god wants, he takes!"
Annual "How to Avoid Array Overflowing" seminar will be held
at Febuary'29
I went to a seminar on drilling methods yesterday...
Boring!
Some grammar Nazis told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect.
They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too.
My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo...
Now I have to fill her slot...
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1. Go to seminary.
2. Get degree.
3. ???
4. Prophet.
I hosted a seminar for multiple personality,
It took me hours to make all the name tags.
Going to a seminar on patience
Can't wait!
Work today had a sexual harassment seminar
It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass.
A Freshman Seminar Professor Was Trying To Wow His Students
He told them, "In the English Language, a double negative equals a positive. For example, I didn't not do it equals I did it. But no double positive in English equals a negative."
A student in the back shouted, "YEAH, RIGHT!"
I had to attend a seminar for psychics and fortune-tellers.
Unfortunately, it has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
I went to a drilling seminar today.
BORING!
I attended a sexual harassment seminar recently
so now i think im gonna be pretty good at it
Seminar "How to avoid frauds" is canceled.
Tickets are non-refundable.
On your knees everyone!
After a seminar on 'Your words are powerful' I decided to test my power.
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So I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag and shouted, " On your knees everyone!"
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Before I could blink, everybody had obeyed me. Some people even laid face down.
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After a while I brought out the bible and said, "let us pray..."
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I think the seminar guy took my money, all I got in the end was a night in jail.
Seminar about time travel
will be held yesterday.
The Difference
During an anti-sexual harassment seminar at work, I asked, "What's the difference between sexual harassment and good-natured teasing?" A women shouted, "A million dollars."
I'm sitting and waiting for a seminar on Tantric sex to end.
The speaker is taking forever to come.
I was quite excited to attend a seminar on unmanned aerial vehicles...
but the speaker just droned on and on!
A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar
While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.
I went to a reincarnation seminar last night...
...I figured what the heck, you only live once.
I held a creative writing seminar at a women's prison last month
How did it go? Well, it had its prose and cons.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the seminar workshop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working seminar session piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.