Semicolon Jokes

Funniest Semicolon Short Jokes

Short semicolon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The semicolon humour may include short comma jokes also.

1. What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
2. There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.
   They're great for separating independent Clauses.
3. What's the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies? Both mean you won't be seeing a period for a little while.
4. My English teacher had part of his intestines removed Now all he ever talks about is his semicolon
5. What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
6. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
7. How do you know God didn't program the human digestive tract in C#? It ends with a whole colon instead of a semicolon.
8. What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.
9. When the doctor told me having a Colostomy would improve my grammar, I didn't believe him. But it was true; I now use a semi-colon on a regular basis.
10. Did you hear about the semicolon that broke the law? Yeah, he got two consecutive sentences!

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Semicolon One Liners

Which semicolon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with semicolon? I can suggest the ones about symbol and clause.

1. Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time.
2. What do you call an intestine that's been partially removed? A semicolon!
3. Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma
4. What did the English major have after getting intestinal surgery? A semicolon
5. I had two feet of my lower intestine removed. Now I only have a semicolon.
6. What did the semicolon get after breaking the grammar law Two consecutive sentences
7. What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery? A semi-colon
8. When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon
9. Sometimes I feel like a semi-colon I don't know where I belong ;
10. What's the best way to end an argument? A semi-colon.
11. Half a large intestine... ...would be a semicolon.
12. Why did the semicolon think the comma was pregnant? It was missing it's period.
13. Do want to use semicolons when programming? I indent not to.
14. What kind of punctuation do you use in a half-assed sentence? A semi-colon.
15. What do you call a damaged large intestine? A semicolon.

Comical Semicolon Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about semicolon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sentence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make semicolon pranks.