Semi Truck Jokes
49 semi truck jokes and hilarious semi truck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about semi truck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Semi Truck Short Jokes
Short semi truck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The semi truck humour may include short big truck jokes also.
- I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat. Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
- I witnessed a huge accident on the highway today involving a semi truck packed full of toupees that overturned. police are still there combing the scene.
- Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's fuel tank as a joke... That truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
- I saw a semi truck transporting a load of sod along the highway It was a grass roots movement
- A semi truck full of frozen pizzas crashed in Little Rock today. Looks like the company lost a lot of dough.
(Joke courtesy of my wife.) - My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy
- Tesla says they're planning on releasing a line of semi trucks. I wouldn't count on them delivering.
- How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck? Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
- I am very tired... ...almost as tired as a semi truck.
- Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because a semi truck hit her.
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Semi Truck One Liners
Which semi truck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with semi truck? I can suggest the ones about pickup truck and tractor trailer.
- What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty? Pessimist Prime
- I guess I'm semi retired now If I don't find work soon, I'll be living in a big truck.
- What do you call the path of a truck turning 180 degrees? A semi-circle.
- Hey girl, do you like trucks? Cause I got a semi.
- Truck drivers... Truck drivers are semi skilled workers.
- I wanted to share a truck joke with you But it was only semi-funny.
- What do you call a tortoise that got ran over by a semi truck? A tortilla.
- My brother-in-law got hit by a truck Now he's semi-conscious.
- Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire.
- What do you get when you mix a Republic and a Truck A Semi-Democracy
- What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian? That rig a Tonys.
- Why can't you drive a semi-truck anywhere? Golf clubs are made too poorly.
- Why couldn't Tim cross the road He didn't see the semi truck
- Why did a female semi truck driver bought a MACK truck Because she likes to get Mack.
- What do you call a really good truck driver? Semi-Pro
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What funny jokes about semi truck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dump truck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make semi truck pranks.
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big e**... and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby."
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said "My whole family was on that truck"
What do a truck driver and a slightly a**... man have in common?
They both have a semi.
s**... highway patrol man
So this semi trucker got his truck stuck underneath an overpass. A few minutes later a highway patrol officer came up to him and said Did you get your truck stuck?
Without missing a beat the truck driver said
Nope I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.
It was my turn to drive in the car pool to work today.
After I picked up Steve we had to drive through a tunnel. There was a semi truck coming down the wrong lane and I had to swerve to moss him. When I got to work my wrist was hurting really bad. It must have been from that car pool tunnel.
[True Story]: I was following a semi-truck full of coffins...
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
Three Nuns
Three nuns are walking down a street when they get hit by a drunk driver in a semi truck; dead on impact. Now they are waiting at the gate to be let into heaven. They are told they each have to answer one question correctly to be let in. If they answer wrong, they go straight to h**.... The first nun is asked what was the name or the first woman. She says Eve; bells ring and the gate opens. The second nun is asked what was the name of the first man. She answers Adam, and she is allowed to enter. The final nun was asked the first thing Eve said to Adam. So sits and thinks for twenty minutes or so before finally giving up and saying "That's a hard one." The bells ring and the gate opens.
Talking street
A man walks up to a street.
The street says to the man:
"Hey!"
The jumps in surprise as the street shouts at him once more.
The man is puzzled.
"Excuse me?" The man said.
"I'm a talking street! I tell you when a car is coming!"
"That's convenient," The man replied.
The road told the man that there where no cars coming.
The man crossed the street.
The man began crossing back to the side in which he came from.
"What are you doing?" Asked the street.
"Double-Crossing you!" The man laughed.
The man promptly got hit by a semi truck.
The Road replied with: "I'm not letting you walk all over me like that!"
Alahu Akbar
A man, who was on his way to work, was at a stop light when a car full of Muslims pulled up next to him. They started shouting at him saying "Alahu Akbar" and "Death to America". The man is a bit freaked out. When the light turned green the man waited so as to put some distance between himself and the Muslims. The Muslims accelerated quickly into the intersection and were promptly killed by a semi truck that ran the light. The man got to work and had a chance to think about what had happened. "That could have been ME!" he thought. So then and there he quit his job and got a new job as a truck driver.
The circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
