Semi Jokes

Funniest Semi Short Jokes

Short semi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The semi humour may include short half jokes also.

1. I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat. Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
2. Who did Santa approach when he wanted to get a divorce? The Semi colon. They're good at separating independent clauses.
3. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
4. I witnessed a huge accident on the highway today involving a semi truck packed full of toupees that overturned. police are still there combing the scene.
5. someone scolded me for using a semi colon instead of a colon... I just couldn't give a shift
6. When your mom or dad is in the process of changing their gender Then they're semi-transparent
7. Did you hear about all the smartphones that got stolen from a semi stalled on the interstate? It was Huawei robbery.
8. I told my wife, Did you know that our next door neighbor had half his intestines removed? Her: Really? Is he in a coma?
   Me: No. A semi colon.
9. What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo
10. What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery? A semi-colon

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Semi One Liners

Which semi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with semi? I can suggest the ones about semester and medium.

1. Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses
2. What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty? Pessimist Prime
3. Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses
4. what do you call a semi cool vegetable rad-ish
5. I guess I'm semi retired now If I don't find work soon, I'll be living in a big truck.
6. What do you call the path of a truck turning 180 degrees? A semi-circle.
7. Hey girl, do you like trucks? Cause I got a semi.
8. Why was the Englishman's wife unhappy? Cause he could only get a semi
9. Who led the Israelites through the Semi-Permeable Membrane? Osmoses
10. I'm semi-bulemic I binge eat but forget to throw up afterwards.
11. Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane? Os-Moses.
12. If you survive colon cancer Are you only left with a semi colon?
13. What do you call a semi-professional proctologist? Someone doing a half-assed job.
14. Went to my daughters netball finals the other day. What a semi.
15. What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired.

Semi Truck Jokes

Here is a list of funny semi truck jokes and even better semi truck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Truck drivers... Truck drivers are semi skilled workers.
• I wanted to share a truck joke with you But it was only semi-funny.
• What do you call a tortoise that got ran over by a semi truck? A tortilla.
• My brother-in-law got hit by a truck Now he's semi-conscious.
• Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire.
• What do you get when you mix a Republic and a Truck A Semi-Democracy
• Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's fuel tank as a joke... That truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
• What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian? That rig a Tonys.
• I saw a semi truck transporting a load of sod along the highway It was a grass roots movement
• Why can't you drive a semi-truck anywhere? Golf clubs are made too poorly.

Semi Final Jokes

Here is a list of funny semi final jokes and even better semi final puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I bought tickets to the world cup semi-finals and forgot I'm getting married that day So is anyone here willing to get married that day?
• I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!
• I'll have to admit; I'm an anti semi. Because I dread the finals.
• Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar...
  ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final.
• How Bama Fans Watched The Semi Finals 2018 I thought this was funny enough to share. Rolltide!
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• I went to my teenage daughters netball finals last weekend What a semi ;)

Semi Trailer Jokes

Here is a list of funny semi trailer jokes and even better semi trailer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• BREAKING NEWS: Young man crashed into the back of a semi and died on the way to see a movie his friends recommended to him. He didn't see the trailer.
• Did you know h**... was very opposed to tractor-trailers? Turns out he was a huge anti-semi.
• Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an e**...? Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
• What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi r**....

Semi Automatic Jokes

Here is a list of funny semi automatic jokes and even better semi automatic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Kalahsnikov is making an electric and a hybrid car. It'll come in two transmissions: automatic and semi-automatic
• Two members of Welsh rock band The Automatic have quit. The remaining two now call themselves The Semi-automatic.
• The only way to stop this nonsense is to arm everyone with a semi-automatic. -- NRA spokesperson

Cheeky Semi Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about semi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean partial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make semi pranks.