Seltzer Jokes

3 seltzer jokes and hilarious seltzer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seltzer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Unearthly Funniest Seltzer Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What is a good seltzer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I finally talked to my therapist about my 5 bottle a day seltzer habit.

She diagnosed me with Buy Polar Disorder.

TIL Betsy Devos's favorite beverage

Pierrer and seltzer water.

What do alka seltzer and formic acid have in common?

They are both ant acids.

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