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what kind of flour do orphans use?

self-raising

What type of flour do orphans use for baking?

Self-raising flour.

I love my kids like I love my flour...

Self-raising.

Giant: "I'll grind this orphan's bones to make my cake!"

Also Giant: "I find self-raising flour makes for a lighter and more consistent texture."

How does an orphan make bread

With self-raising flour

What type of flour do orphans like?

Self-raising

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What do orphans use to bake?

Self-raising bread.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour

Self-raising

Selfraising joke, As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour


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Selfraising joke, As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour

Selfraising joke, As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour