Selfraising Jokes

Following is our collection of Selfraising funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include dirty puns, clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best Selfraising jokes

I love my kids like I love my flour...


I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans

I made sure to use self-raising flour.

What do orphans use to bake?

Self-raising bread.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour


What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour..

I'll get my coat.

The bag of flour

While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour. A Scout ran to pick it up.

Don't bother, young man, said the customer. It's self-raising.

What is a narcissists favourite flower?


What do orphans need to bake a cake?

They need an oven, a cake pan, eggs, butter, sugar, milk, patience, and self-raising flour.

Have you heard of the boy made of bread?

Apparently nobody wanted to take him in...

Good thing they used self-raising flour!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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