selfraising Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious selfraising puns

I love my kids like I love my flour...

Self-raising.

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I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans

I made sure to use self-raising flour.

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What do orphans use to bake?

Self-raising bread.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour..

I'll get my coat.

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As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour

Self-raising

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What is a narcissists favourite flower?

Self-raising

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What do orphans need to bake a cake?

They need an oven, a cake pan, eggs, butter, sugar, milk, patience, and self-raising flour.

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower.

I'm so sorry.

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I think that the ideal baby should be like flour...

White, fine and self-raising.

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Have you heard of the boy made of bread?

Apparently nobody wanted to take him in...

Good thing they used self-raising flour!

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What are the most funny Selfraising jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Selfraising? Well, here are the best Selfraising dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Selfraising pick up lines to share with friends.

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