Selfie Jokes

Funniest Selfie Short Jokes

Short selfie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The selfie humour may include short self reflection jokes also.

1. My girlfriend tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry. She has selfie steam issues.
2. I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues
3. A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle He had serious selfie steam issues.
4. If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues.
5. I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water. My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.
6. My Siberian cousin was kidnapped while taking a selfie. In Soviet Russia, pictures take you.
7. A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen He was quoted as saying "It was the coolest shot I ever took"
8. I once asked my phone assistant for a joke. All it did was turn on the selfie camera. What is that supposed to mean?
9. I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes.
10. Why did the mathematician take so long to take a selfie? He couldn't figure out acute angle.

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Selfie One Liners

Which selfie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with selfie? I can suggest the ones about mirror picture and profile picture.

1. What a selfie called taken by an orphan? A family photo.
2. I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter
3. People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control
4. What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo.
   ..... too much??
5. I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it.
6. I asked Siri for a joke to post here She turned on my selfie camera
7. On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
8. For the New Year, I vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. It's a decent resolution.
9. A study says that selfies make your nose look 30% bigger. (unzips)
10. Before camera phones… …a selfie was another term for an hj.
11. What's a panda's biggest life regret? Never had a selfie in color.
12. Why was a midget depressed after taking a picture in front of a geyser? Low selfie-steam
13. I just can't take pictures of myself anymore... I've run out of selfie-steam.
14. What do you call a selfie taken in secret? A stealthie
15. What do you call an egotistical anorexic? A selfie stick.

Selfie Stick Jokes

Here is a list of funny selfie stick jokes and even better selfie stick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head.
• We got one good thing out of the removal of the headphone jack in the iPhone 7. Finally an end to selfie sticks!
• The new selfie stick Is really narcissi-stick
• I am so old I need a selfie stick to read my own phone.

Selfie Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny selfie day jokes and even better selfie day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried to take selfies the other day but the model wouldn't work with the photographer

Humorous Selfie Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about selfie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picture day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make selfie pranks.