Selfie Jokes

• Short Selfie Jokes
• Selfie One Liners
• Selfie Stick Jokes
• Orphan Selfie Jokes
• Selfie Day Jokes
• Selfie Pic Jokes
• More Selfie Jokes

Funniest Selfie Short Jokes

Short selfie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The selfie humour may include short self reflection jokes also.

1. My girlfriend tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry. She has selfie steam issues.
2. I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues
3. A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle He had serious selfie steam issues.
4. If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues.
5. For those people who still carry their selfie stick with them on their travels, I have one thing to say. I hope you take a long hard look at yourself.
6. My friend is obsessed with taking selfies in the shower, but they always turn out blurry. He has selfie steam issues.
7. I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water. My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.
8. My Siberian cousin was kidnapped while taking a selfie. In Soviet Russia, pictures take you.
9. I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.
10. A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen He was quoted as saying "It was the coolest shot I ever took"

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Selfie One Liners

Which selfie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with selfie? I can suggest the ones about mirror picture and profile picture.

1. What a selfie called taken by an orphan? A family photo.
2. I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter
3. What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie ? Family Photo.
4. Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
5. What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? Family portrait.
6. Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode
7. People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control
8. What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo.
   ..... too much??
9. What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? Family photo.
10. I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it.
11. I asked Siri for a joke to post here She turned on my selfie camera
12. Selfies taken by orphans are Family photos
13. On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
14. People who use Selfie Sticks..... Really need to take a good long look at themselves!
15. For the New Year, I vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. It's a decent resolution.

Selfie Stick Jokes

Here is a list of funny selfie stick jokes and even better selfie stick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself.
• People who use selfie sticks...... Need to have a good, long look at themselves
• What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head.
• What do you call an egotistical anorexic? A selfie stick.
• We got one good thing out of the removal of the headphone jack in the iPhone 7. Finally an end to selfie sticks!
• The new selfie stick Is really narcissi-stick
• I am so old I need a selfie stick to read my own phone.

Orphan Selfie Jokes

Here is a list of funny orphan selfie jokes and even better orphan selfie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does an orphan call a family photo? Selfie
• What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.

Selfie Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny selfie day jokes and even better selfie day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried to take selfies the other day but the model wouldn't work with the photographer

Selfie Pic Jokes

Here is a list of funny selfie pic jokes and even better selfie pic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If your name is Richard... ...is every selfie you take a d**...'?

Humorous Selfie Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about selfie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picture day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make selfie pranks.