Selfie Day Jokes
4 selfie day jokes and hilarious selfie day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about selfie day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Selfie Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good selfie day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Hello, Im here to subscribe to the gym
+Hello, I'm here to subscribe to the gym
-Are you here because of a New Year Resolution?
+Yes
-We have a one day plan, it includes 4 selfies in the weight lifting area
+Perfect
I texted my buddy 'you free this evening?'
He texted back a selfie featuring his red, white and blue cap 'I'm free every evening'
(I know it's not your typical joke but I laughed when I got it). Have a happy and safe Independence Day, USA!
I tried to take selfies the other day
but the model wouldn't work with the photographer
My grandfather told me this one.
A university professor was taking a trip to the holy land. He had a break in his seminar schedule and was visiting the sea of Galilee.
He saw a sign advertising boat tours, and thought it would be interesting, so he asked the guy with the boats "How much?"
"Six hundred dollars!" Said the man proudly. "All day, up to three passenger and gear!"
"But, um, there's just me, and all I want is a quick row around and a couple of selfies!"
"Still six hundred dollars!" The man shook his head. "Minimum price!"
"That's outrageous." The man said as he walked away. "No wonder Christ walked."
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