Selfhelp Jokes

Following is our collection of call humor and identity one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Selfhelp puns for adults, dirty finally jokes or clean book gags for kids.

There is an abundance of egocentric jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on selfhelp. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any thyme witze you can hear about selfhelp.

The Best jokes about Selfhelp

I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line...

Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

I went to a large bookstore ...

... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.

I bought 37 self-help books today...

I just couldn't help myself.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"

She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Went to the library and asked where the self-help books were.

Librarian refused to tell me. She said it would be defeating the purpose.

How many self-help gurus does it take to change a lightbulb?

Before I can answer that question, I have to ask "is the lightbulb ready to change?"

A man walks in to a bookstore and asks the clerk where the self-help section is.

The clerk responds: If I told you that, wouldn't it defeat the purpose?

This is a self-help hospital. You diagnose and treat yourself.

We offer high speed WiFi.

A guy walks into a bookstore and says to a clerk: excuse me could you tell me how to find the self-help section?

The clerk says: well I could, but wouldn't that defeat the purpose?'

I have a problem with self-help books,

I just can't help myself.

I bought a self-help book on 'how to handle disappointment'

When I turned the pages, they were all blank.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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