Selfhelp Jokes

Funniest Selfhelp Short Jokes

Short selfhelp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The selfhelp humour may include short identity jokes also.

1. I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.
   They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
2. I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.
3. A guy goes into a library abd asks the person at the desk, "can you show me where the self-help books are?" The librarian says, "no."
4. I went into a book shop once. And I asked the salesman:,,Hey where's the self-help section?"
   He said if he were to tell me that, it would defeat the purpose.
5. I heard Mr. Krabbs is teaching a course on therapeutic carpentry projects. It's a selfish shellfish's shelf help self-help.
6. A self-help book sold 3000 copies on the day of its release. A self-help book sold 3000 copies on the day of its release because of a typo error.
   The title read 'How to change your wife'.
7. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
8. I went into the bookstore and asked the clerk, can you tell me where the self-help section is? And she said, why don't you try to find that yourself?
9. Went to the library and asked where the self-help books were. Librarian refused to tell me. She said it would be defeating the purpose.
10. A man went into a bookshop and asked 'Where's the self-help section please? 'If I told you, it would defeat the purpose' replied the shop assistant.

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Selfhelp One Liners

Which selfhelp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with selfhelp? I can suggest the ones about thyme and suicidal.

1. I bought 37 self-help books today... I just couldn't help myself.
2. There's a new self-help group for people that talk too much It's called on and on anon
3. This is a self-help hospital. You diagnose and treat yourself. We offer high speed WiFi.
4. I have a problem with self-help books, I just can't help myself.
5. I tried to offer my friend one of my self-help books... ...He said "It's not for me"

Heartwarming Selfhelp Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about selfhelp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make selfhelp pranks.