Selfesteem Jokes
33 selfesteem jokes and hilarious selfesteem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about selfesteem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Selfesteem Short Jokes
Short selfesteem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The selfesteem humour may include short low jokes also.
- If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport... I would probably get bronze.
- My therapist recommended that I write in a diary to help my low self-esteem. *Dear Diary,*
S*orry to bother you again.* - I've been practicing pickup lines for depressed men... Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
- Surimi must have the lowest self-esteem of all fish. Nobody would dare eat them unless you refer to them as "imitation crab."
- Once upon a time, God became an atheist... Turns out he was grappling with a low self-esteem.
- I was at the hospital the other day and the Radiologist had really low self-esteem. I think he had body image issues.
- Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him.
- The problem with homelessness Low self-esteem. Anywhere can be a home if you believe in yourself!
- I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh.
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Selfesteem One Liners
Which selfesteem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with selfesteem? I can suggest the ones about age and narcissistic.
- My girlfriend is like my self-esteem I have none
- I have a huge problem with self-esteem But I can only blame myself for that.
- I'd like to have more self-esteem but I don't deserve it.
- What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues? An insecurity guard 😏
- How is my self-esteem and girlfriend similar? Doesn't exist lol
Here's the real joke: Me - Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high
- What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem? A cantelope.
- What do you call God when he has low self-esteem? Atheist.
- What Do You Call It When A Person With Low Self-Esteem Takes A Laxative? Self-Defecation.
- Why was Jesus a Jew? Poor Self-Esteem.
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What funny jokes about selfesteem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ego jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make selfesteem pranks.
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A teacher was speaking to her class about self-esteem.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were s**... to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn't think anyone would stand up so she asked him, Why did you stand up? He answered, I didn't want to leave you standing up by yourself.
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"m**... can help relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem, as well as reduce the risk of prostate cancer."
And apparently that is not the correct answer to give when being questioned by the police as to why I was jacking off while riding the bus.
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If God doesn't believe in himself...
Does that make him an atheist or does he just have low self-esteem?
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When it comes to girls with low self-esteem...
guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings.
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How do we know that the dwarf p**... has low self-esteem?
She's always selling herself short.
