Selfemployed Jokes

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I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening...

One of the perks of being self-employed.

Today my boss fondled my g**...!

Being self-employed is great.

What do you call a p**... with her hands down her pants?


I just nutted on my boss's daughter

Sadly, im self-employed.

I'm having s**... fantasies about sleeping with my boss.

Only problem is I'm self-employed.

I keep getting s**... harassed at work by my boss.

It is one of the many drawbacks of being self-employed.

A friend asked: "Now that you're self-employed; are you going to let your hair grow?"

I replied: "I'm letting it, but it's not taking advantage of the opportunity."

I can't believe I got arrested for making s**... advances towards my boss.

It probably doesn't help that I'm self-employed and my office overlooks a playground.

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