Selfdriving Jokes

Funniest Selfdriving Short Jokes

Short selfdriving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The selfdriving humour may include short age jokes also.

1. With the rise of self-driving vehicles... With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too
2. Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles. I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
3. With self-driving cars it won't be long before we have country songs where your truck leaves you too.
4. My self-driving car keeps getting pulled over... ...I knew I shouldn't have got it in black
5. AMD should make a self-driving car... ...because they specialize in creating things that don't come with drivers.
6. Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
7. There is a group of Amish engineers who created the hardware and software for a small self-driving horseless carriage. It's a little buggy.
8. Here is how we will know when the self-driving car revolution has truly arrived: When you hear a country song about someone's truck leaving them
9. I've finally discovered why it takes so long to develop self-driving vehicle technology. The first cars equipped with it have to turn 16 before any real development can begin.
10. My friend told me there has only been a handful of accidents with self-driving cars. I thought there were Waymo.

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Selfdriving One Liners

Which selfdriving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with selfdriving? I can suggest the ones about crash and effort.

1. The all new self-driving Tesla has a shower facility in it Time to get rid of that Musk
2. The day it's all self-driving cars on the road is the day I stop driving
3. Lyft and Waymo teamed up to build self-driving cars. It's going to be called Laymo.
4. What type of engine does Google's self-driving cars have? Search engine.
5. With self-driving cars, who is more likely to cause the accident? The human.
6. Did you hear a self-driving car killed a women It was auto on miss
7. When self-driving cars are a thing... will BMWs still not use their blinkers?
8. Now that we're in the age of self-driving cars, they ought to give Christine a reboot.
9. What happens when two self-driving cars c**... into each other? *RECALCULATING....*

Hilarious Selfdriving Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

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