Selfcontrol Jokes
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My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates
Empty, because you have no self-control.
Self control
I stopped a girl getting r**... today.
I used self-control.
During my flight, I stopped a t**... from killing more than 300 hundred people.
Through self-control.
"I saved a girl from getting r**... yesterday." "Wow! That's great. How?"
"Pure self-control."
I prevented several horrible crimes today.
Good old self-control.
People often tell me I have no willpower or self-control
Rubbish I say. I've quit smoking loads of times
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