Selfcontrol Jokes

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My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates

Empty, because you have no self-control.

Self control

I stopped a girl getting r**... today.
I used self-control.

During my flight, I stopped a t**... from killing more than 300 hundred people.

Through self-control.

"I saved a girl from getting r**... yesterday." "Wow! That's great. How?"

"Pure self-control."

I prevented several horrible crimes today.

Good old self-control.

People often tell me I have no willpower or self-control

Rubbish I say. I've quit smoking loads of times

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