Self Worth Jokes

4 self worth jokes and hilarious self worth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about self worth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Self Worth Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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The airline gate attendant said I was authorized one small personal item.

I had to choose between dignity or self worth.

Where's a mom's favorite place to go right after buying a week's worth of groceries?

The self checkout

Woman goes to a shrink because she's having trouble finding anyone to date her.

After months of therapy, the shrink finally decides her money isn't worth it and he's got to give it to her straight. So he tells her that the reason she can't find anyone to date is because she's not only completely self-involved, but boring on top of it.
So she gets really offended and says in a huff: "Well, I think I need a second opinion!"
And the shrink says, "OK - you're ugly too".

Karma points do not reflect your self worth

Now gimme my karma points!

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