Self Respect Jokes
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Self Respect Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good self respect joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
When I was a teenager, my mom always said that your bedroom is so messy that you will never get any self-respecting girl to come back here.
Luckily they weren't the ones I was going after.
National American beauty pageants should only have 49 participating states
Because no self-respecting woman should wear a sign saying Idaho
While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves?
It's DeGrading
Topical Jokes (5/22)
Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!
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