Self Raising Flour Jokes

29 self raising flour jokes and hilarious self raising flour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about self raising flour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Self Raising Flour Short Jokes

Short self raising flour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The self raising flour humour may include short flour jokes also.

  1. Giant: "I'll grind this orphan's bones to make my cake!" Also Giant: "I find self-raising flour makes for a lighter and more consistent texture."
  2. If Jesus was a flower.... What kind would he be?
    Answer: [self raising flour!](#s)
    [(Obviously this joke is meant to be spoken aloud)](#s)
  3. The bag of flour While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour. A Scout ran to pick it up.
    Don't bother, young man, said the customer. It's self-raising.
  4. What do orphans need to bake a cake? They need an oven, a cake pan, eggs, butter, sugar, milk, patience, and self-raising flour.
  5. Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power.
  6. Have you heard of the boy made of bread? Apparently nobody wanted to take him in...
    Good thing they used self-raising flour!

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Self Raising Flour One Liners

Which self raising flour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with self raising flour? I can suggest the ones about bread rising and baking bread.

  1. What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising.
  2. what kind of flour do orphans use? self-raising
  3. What type of flour do orphans use for baking? Self-raising flour.
  4. I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising.
  5. How does an orphan make bread With self-raising flour
  6. What type of flour do orphans like? Self-raising
  7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
  8. What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour
  9. As an absent father, I like my kids like I like my flour Self-raising
  10. What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour..
    I'll get my coat.
  11. What kind of flour do orphan kids use for cooking? Self Raising flour
  12. I think that the ideal baby should be like flour... White, fine and self-raising.

Self Raising Flour Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about self raising flour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bread dough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make self raising flour pranks.