Self Proclaimed Jokes

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Did you ever hear about the man who set pastries on fire?

He was a self proclaimed pie-ro-maniac.

Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods r**..." told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm."

what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

My friend self proclaimed that he is the pride of the class

I replied, "no wonder you're the biggest d**...'
this literally just happened, he's speechless and I'm proud of myself

I am a selftrained, 4 time world champion in chess.

Self proclaimed as well

I knew a guy that was a self proclaimed time lawyer

He told me his work dealt a lot with minute details.

What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar

Topical Jokes (5/22)

Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!

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