Self Isolation Jokes

6 self isolation jokes and hilarious self isolation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about self isolation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Self Isolation Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good self isolation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I was going to post a joke here about self-isolation but then decided not to.

It was kind of an inside joke.

I'm so introverted...

That I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

I've just had that dreaded call telling me I have to self isolate!

Apparently my roommates cat has Covid 19!
Don't ask Meow

What does a Reddit mod and a hipster have in common?

Mods self-isolated before it was cool.

We are only a few weeks into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up.

I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules.

Breaking news!

Corona Virus claims a black belt. Chuck Norris, Dead at 80.
Carlos Ray Chuck Norris, famous actor and fighter, died yesterday afternoon at his home in Northwood Hills, TX at the age of 80.
Chuck Starred in dozens of movies and Tv series which have, and continue to entertain millions of people.
He was also a master of martial arts, which was the cause of his initial fame in the movie industry.
However, after his minor inconvenience of death, Chuck has made a full recovery, and is reported to be doing quite well.
It has also been reported that the Corona virus is in self isolation for 14 days due to being exposed to Chuck Norris.

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