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Self Hate Jokes

27 self hate jokes and hilarious self hate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about self hate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Self Hate Short Jokes

Short self hate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The self hate humour may include short self reflection jokes also.

  1. Do you want to know why I hate Russian dolls? Because they are so full of them selfs
    *ba dum tiss*
  2. A British tabloid has just run a story about how self conscious I am. Its really upset me, I hate seeing myself in The Mirror.
  3. A closeted gay man, An economic illiterate, A radical feminist, A self hating white, and A communist walk into bar. The tender asks "Will that be Molson Prime Minister?"
  4. They say girls love a guy who can laugh at himself But they always seem to hate my self-defecating humor
  5. "There's nothing I hate more than a self-aware narcissist." *-Attributed to Rubber_Not_Glue*

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Self Hate One Liners

Which self hate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with self hate? I can suggest the ones about self esteem and self help.

  1. I just got in touch with my inner self Man, how I hate this cheap toilet paper at work
  2. Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor? I hate my shelf.
  3. How do you find out what self hate feels like? Ashkenazi Jew
  4. The thing I hate most about myself is My self deprecation.
  5. The only thing I hate more than self deprecating humor... ...is myself.
  6. She tells me I'm unbelievably self-critical. I really hate that part of myself.
  7. I hate self-deprecating humour And the worst part of it is always me
  8. I have a serious self loathing problem.... and I hate myself for it.
  9. I hate self-referential things Like this.
  10. I hate getting the ID10T error.. It's always self inflicted.
  11. Why do Indians hate Google? Because Google created self driving cars.

Self Hate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about self hate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean self destructive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make self hate pranks.

Bad punz 1

Got electrocuted at work today.
Didn't think That would happen to me.
I was shocked.
I know you're trying not to laugh,
But give up.
Resistance is futile.
This post isn't going anywhere.
One could say it appears to be static.
It Has taken all my will power to type these.
I hate my current self.
*facepalm*
Pls comment "NO PART 2 PLS GOD NO" so i can die a happy man.