Self Employed Jokes

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Funniest Self Employed Short Jokes

Short self employed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The self employed humour may include short self employment jokes also.

  1. I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed.
  2. A friend asked: "Now that you're self-employed; are you going to let your hair grow?" I replied: "I'm letting it, but it's not taking advantage of the opportunity."
  3. I don't know what's more repugnant--the fact that I've been sleeping with members of my staff... ...or the fact that I'm self employed.
  4. I quit my job last year because my boss was an idiot. Now I'm self employed. My boss is still an idiot.
  5. One of the best things about being self employed I name myself employee of the month every month.
  6. Been seeing my bosses daughter the last few weeks and had to end it It hurt, but I'll be alright I think. It was just weird being self-employed.
  7. A lot of people seem surprised when I tell them I regularly have s**... with my boss One of the many perks of self employment.
  8. I'm having s**... fantasies about sleeping with my boss. Only problem is I'm self-employed.
  9. I keep getting s**... harassed at work by my boss. It is one of the many drawbacks of being self-employed.
  10. Today at work, at my desk, my boss offered me a h**...... It's okay though, I'm self employed.

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Self Employed One Liners

Which self employed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with self employed? I can suggest the ones about self made and unemployed.

  1. I just nutted on my boss's daughter Sadly, im self-employed.
  2. Just nailed the boss's daughter Can't get fired, I'm self employed.
  3. My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's okay though, I'm self-employed.
  4. What do you call a self employed individual who works with fertilizer? An Entremanure.
  5. I've been having s**... with my boss It's one of the many benefits of being self employed
  6. Today my boss fondled my g**...! Being self-employed is great.
  7. What do you call a p**... with her hands down her pants? Self-employed
  8. I just got fired for s**... harassment. I'm self employed.
  9. Imagine having s**... with your boss's daughter. And remembering that you are self employed.
  10. I am s**... harassed at work. And I'm self employed.
  11. So I was b**... the boss's daughter... Can't get fired, I'm self employed
  12. I got caught b**... my bosses daughter. It's ok, I'm self employed.
  13. I lost my job. Which s**... because i'm self-employed.
  14. What do you call a h**... with a s**... toy collection and trust fund. Self employed

Self Employed Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about self employed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean business owner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make self employed pranks.

Boss p**...

I sit at work today drinking Coke, doing some stuff with Excel tables when suddenly my boss puts his hand into my pants, jerks me off, and then goes back to his previous work like nothing happened. Being self employed has its positives.

What's the worst thing about having s**... with your boss's daughter?

Remembering you're self employed.

I went to court over being s**... harassed and touched inappropriately by my boss

The court dismissed the case because I'm self employed....

I can't believe I got arrested for making s**... advances towards my boss.

It probably doesn't help that I'm self-employed and my office overlooks a playground.