Self Destruction Jokes

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Funniest Self Destruction Short Jokes

Short self destruction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The self destruction humour may include short self destructive jokes also.

  1. I like my women like I like my Uranium-235 Self-destructive, toxic, and decaying on the inside
  2. How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window? End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
  3. I'm guessing that the Banksy painting was from Lars Ulrich's collection. Seeing as how it was Hardwired to Self-Destruct.
  4. Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to pay for self destruction
  5. What part of the body do Muslims always cover until it's used? The self destruction button
  6. Britain: I just did the most self-destructive act a country could do 'Murica: Hold my fries.
  7. Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct
  8. United Kingdom: Brexit is the s**... most self destructive act a country could take. USA : lol, hold my beer
  9. I talked down a s**... bomber nun today... It wasn't easy, but I managed to get her out of that self-destructive habit.

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Self Destruction One Liners

Which self destruction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with self destruction? I can suggest the ones about destruction and self hate.

  1. Did you hear about the narcissistic, self-destructive, cannibal? He was full of himself.
  2. Imagine if our brains could self destruct. It would be mind blowing...
  3. If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be? Voltorb; they're always using self destruct
  4. How do you kill an Indian? You press the red self-destruct button on their forehead.
  5. My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton
  6. How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button
  7. What is a t**... favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct

Self Destruction Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about self destruction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean self deprecating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make self destruction pranks.