Self Defence Jokes
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I attended a self-defence course.
At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me...£380."
"I refuse to pay," I told him.
"You have to," he insisted.
"Well then, you'll have to fight me for it."
So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me b**..., bruised and beaten.
He said, "£380. Cough it up."
"No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."
I recently completed a self defence course
I tell you what, the next person who attacks me in slow motion has a thing or two coming.
A martial arts expert is arrested for m**....
When the case is taken to court, he is asked by the judge why he doesn't have a lawyer with him.
'I don't need a lawyer', the martial arts expert replies.
'Why not? It could really help your case if you have a defense lawyer' the judge says.
'No, thank you', the martial arts expert replies again, 'I can do it by myself. After all I am a self defence expert'.
I've just got back from my new French self defence class
I'm absolutely exhausted. I've never run so much in my life.
Did you hear about the prisoner who escaped after dismantling his cell?
They say it was self defence.
I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to "take him by surprise and attack him".
So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head.
I'm still tired after my first French self defence class.......
I've never run so much in my whole life.
until now, i have only killed one man, and it was in self defence
...it's not my fault his defence was lousy
I'm so tired after my first French self-defence lesson...
... I've never run so far in my life.
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