Self Criticism Jokes

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Self Criticism Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking.

In self-defense the man says, Who told you that drinking is bad?
Nun : "Mother Superior told me."
Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"
Nun : "No, I haven't ever taken a drink of hard liquor."
Man : "Well, don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life."
Nun : "Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, Bring me a couple of shots of v**... but bring one of them in a tea cup.
The bartender looked at the man and said, Is that nun in here again?

She tells me I'm unbelievably self-critical.

I really hate that part of myself.

If I could change two hundred things about myself...

Being self-critical would probably be one.

What do you call a self-righteous hippo?


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