Self Centered Jokes

Funniest Self Centered Short Jokes

Short self centered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The self centered humour may include short selfish jokes also.

1. The American view of the world is too self-centered... I mean on maps they literally label their country "US."
2. I want to tell the sun to stop being so self-centered But the world does revolve around him
3. Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course
4. Before i became a plumber is was a CliniClown... I only did the self-mutitation center, that was the only place i was accepted.
5. The person who created memes must be pretty self-centered... After all, they named it after themselves twice.
6. Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed? Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Self Centered One Liners

Which self centered one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with self centered? I can suggest the ones about self absorbed and narcissistic.

1. Some people say I'm self centered But that's enough about them.
2. What do you call self-centered and egotistical sleepwear? Prima-jamas.
3. People from Maine are so self-centered All their T-Shirts and mugs say "I ❤️ ME"!
4. How do we know Americans are self-centered? The named themselves "US".
5. Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
6. What do you call a self-centered tree? A Mecalyptus.
7. I met a monk yesterday I dunno, he seemed pretty self centered
8. What sea creature is the most self-centered? A shellfish
9. A ghost cannot be self-centered it's body isn't visible.
10. The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it.

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