Self Aware Jokes

36 self aware jokes and hilarious self aware puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about self aware that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Self Aware Short Jokes

Short self aware jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The self aware humour may include short self absorbed jokes also.

  1. Just saw that our local Police Department got 2 huge new trucks with "Criminal Gang Unit" labeled on the sides. Finally, some self awareness.
  2. All my friends told me I have no self-awareness Ridiculous, if I had no self-awareness I think I'd know.
  3. Breast Cancer Awareness Hotline I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.
  4. I was called in to fix someone's computer I took a look round the back and I said Oh, the self-awareness switch is on.
    The man said That's funny, it was off last time I checked.
  5. How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware? It starts to think its bot is too big.
  6. Does anyone else ever suddenly get all existential and acutely aware of their own self-awareness and that other people around you have their own consciousness? Just making sure it's not just me.
  7. Did You Know That Everyone Named Juan Is Self-Aware? I guess it's true what they say. It takes Juan to know Juan
  8. What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime.
  9. Why don't self aware train drivers go through thunderstorms? Because they know they're good conductors.
  10. 'We become self aware only to realise that the story is not about us'. I think it is about me.

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Self Aware One Liners

Which self aware one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with self aware? I can suggest the ones about awareness and sentient.

  1. My therapist told me I am quite self aware. I already knew that.
  2. Im getting sick of all my self-aware friends. You know who you are...
  3. There are many people who are very self-aware... You know who you are.
  4. What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac.
  5. What do you call an empty, self-aware 2-dimensional space? Descartes Blanche
  6. Why are we incapable of stopping the Dad Joke uprising? They're already self-aware.
  7. I joined the Self-Awareness Association. No idea why, but I did.
  8. If there's one thing I'm not... it's self-aware.
  9. Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Me: "Definitely my lack of self awareness"
  10. Why are Buddhist monks so socially inept? They don't have any self-awareness.
  11. One of my greatest weaknesses is self awareness

Self Aware Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about self aware you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean self reflection jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make self aware pranks.

I think it is important to be self-aware of one's appearance...

For example, my mother says that I'm very thin.
I say that I'm just regular skinny.
And my father says that I'm a complete loser.

Breaking News! Self-aware remote control helicopters have just been invented.

They're flying of the shelves!

"There's nothing I hate more than a self-aware narcissist."

*-Attributed to Rubber_Not_Glue*

Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware?

Things were taking unexpected turns.