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Why did Selena Gomez dump The Weeknd on a Monday?
She wished The Weeknd was longer.
Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house.
Trespassito.
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A man was filling a form...
This was the form he filled
s**...: 2 times a week.
Strength: My wife, Amy.
Weakness: John's wife Selena.
Opportunity: When John is on tour.
Threat: When I am on tour!!!
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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
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