Selective Jokes
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Do selective jokes make you laugh? Does the sound of laughter go in one ear and out the other? This article explores the power of selective hearing, selective memory and how electing or suspending a joke can enhance the funny. Get ready for a chuckle!
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We thought it was our ability to love that made us human,
but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A TRUCK.
Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields?
I'm not sure about this nfl draft thing.
The Jews may be the "Chosen People"...
... But the Muslims are the "Randomly Selected".
When my wife and I got married,
we mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have s**... with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad Pitt and I went with Uma Thurman (Uma!!). For our 20th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to change things up and she agreed. So, she picked George Clooney and I chose the next door neighbor.
There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask
It's called Natural Selection
Yesterday, I approached a gorgeous girl, and she was pleased, which wasn't something I expected
I asked the girl for a movie.
She : "Which movie"? with a sweet smile.
Me : "You decide".
She : "No, you should decide"
Me : "No, you decide"
She : "Sir, please select which movie ticket you want. There are others behind you in the line as well"
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